Waaah, it says the video is private and I can’t see it. What am I missing?! ;_;

I just love Kristen Stewart <3

woah woah woah we don’t need to drag down daniel craig

But...

I’m loving the comments from people who don’t realize this is a song. #Iamalsoanold :)

Awwww, is everybody here too young to remember Rupert Holmes’ “Escape - The Pina Colada Song?”

So, I was signed up for AshleyMadison. Before you dismiss me outright as an unfaithful jerk, though, I want you to hear me out. In a rather roundabout way, the website helped me and my wife reconnect in a way that would not have been possible otherwise.

I like her and don’t get it either. She seems perfectly amiable in any interview I’ve seen or read with her. It’s just Jezebel trying to be snarky for no reason, shrug.

Oh hello, rabbit hole. I haven’t seen you in a while.

Maybe he feels...hunted?

What’s worse, bang a dude you’re not into for an hour, or wring your brain dry doing speechwriting for Huckabee?

Was the patio well made? Like, I don’t mean to pry but that is a very productive blackout, I with I was that productive sober.

Oh, honey. That’s not so bad. I punched someone during my one and only blackout. They were not amused.

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...

I would like some advice: I have a 16 year old niece, who is biracial (African American/white). I am white, as well as her mother, my sister. She has hardly any contact with her father’s family, and so has grown up in a mostly white environment. I am concerned with how to talk to her about racism, especially with all…

Canoodle.

Well, they are royals. You can buy a private jet, you can buy a palace, you can even buy a title, but you can’t buy good breeding.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy: