I couldn’t even finish that blurb about her new movie.

I’m sure she’s great and that movie will probably win all those indie awards but my goldfish attention span will not withstand the boredom.

Yeah. i find that surprising — i can hear light bulbs, i can smell electricity, and there’s a vibrational quality to a lot of stuff that I can feel that makes me a bit nuts.

OZONE! Yes, this is a thing, and yes, I could totally smell it when I was pregnant. I could smell EVERYTHING, which meant we had to switch everything in the world to “unscented” because I couldn’t deal with any of it. Nor coffee, my one true love. I could drink it okay, but the smell was trying to kill me.

Other people can’t smell that?

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Rundisney.com has training programs that are very manageable. They are for longer events, but the tips for training are applicable to anyone. And who knows, maybe this time next year you will be training for the Star Wars half marathon, along with thousands of people who are willing to add 10 minutes to their race…

This is a very delicate subject so take what I say with a grain of salt. Years ago I worked for a plastic surgeon who was skilled in a type of surgery called “z-plasty”. It’s more the shape of the incision rather than the actual term but that’s what it’s called. This was long before vaginal rejuvenation and all that…

Me too. Especially the breakfast one.

Turn it on its side and go to town.

shit, i’d try it. i don’t know how it’s eaten but i’d try it.

That breakfast sandwich: I would eat the SHIT out of it with a knife and fork (minus the bacon, as I am a veggie).

This headline is rubbing me the wrong way - it insinuates that this is somehow on par with other senseless murders. You can’t point a gun at the cops, I mean, what the fuck.

Starred cuz same.

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

*Tom Selleck

You’ll be relieved to hear that this dream isn’t about your boss, or a latent desire to cheat;) It seems you are wishing for something that is missing in your life. Your old boss is a stand-in for that thing. Maybe you used to take weekend getaways, pursue a personal goal or favorite pastime, or spend more time with…

“And I realized that barista not only held my coffee. But also the deepest needs of my soul. Taking the cup from him, I was in communion with a godhead that would free me and nourish me. Of course I didn’t tip him. That would have insulted the soul-work that we had performed together.”