Feeding bears isn’t cute; it’s stupid and dangerous. When bears get complacent around humans, and/or come to view humans as a food source, humans (and bears) often end up dead. Plus, this bear is behind barbed wire, sitting up and performing for food. That’s incredibly sad, and doesn’t make me feel like squee’ing.

I sometimes pretend that I’m GhostofCourtneyStoddensBoobs. But who here doesn’t?

I need an adult.

I know like, five of these words.

I may or may not have a super robot that’s compromised of five robotic lions tattooed somewhere on me as well.

How very nice of you to assume that when France is doing something, it must be stupid.

I like Blake Lively. She seems genuine and cool. Yeah she is into Pinteresty shit a bit too much, but that happens to us all when you live in the suburbs. Also, remember that when you snark at someone for being too mainstream (“who even uses Mason jars anymore”), taste and being ahead of the curve is what some people…

It took me a second to realize you meant their men’s department was tiny, and not that it was for tiny men. I am picturing miniature sweaters and such and it’s cracking me up. :)

“pre-born” sounds like a concept from a really disturbing dystopian YA novel

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

A couple of weeks ago I came here to talk about my cat who was dying of cancer. He died in my arms this morning at the vet. My heart is broken. Here is his picture, I hope. I’ve never tried to upload a picture. Anyway, his name was Fresca, he was almost 16, and I loved him so much.

8 years ago today I was diagnosed with a rare form of breast cancer at the age of twenty. Today I’m alive, healthy, and thriving. So fucking thankful.

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

Even with the preschool comparison, this was the most level headed comment I’ve read.

Jezebel, sometimes it just seems like you’re trolling feminism.

Um, both Katie Holmes and Minka Kelly have played Jackie Kennedy. Call me unconcerned that a lady with an Oscar (possibly working with the man who was able to get a decent ass performance from her) might be playing this white lady again. It’s not that deep. Relax, white people. It’s gon’ be okay.

Let me guess, Lupita Nyong’o should play Jackie O and Beyonce should play Ginsberg.

I can’t keep up with which women we hate for no real reason these days.

“Sorta makes one yearn for the quiet days when Portman was hanging with her hottie dancer husband and recovering from gestating both her first Oscar and a child, doesn’t it?”