It's like a tropical BIRD. I LOVE it.
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Oh, hi Mom. I didn't know you were a Jez commenter, too.
When you're pregnant and showing it is pretty uncomfortable to be on the bottom during sex. As you get farther along it can even be dangerous to lie on your back (sex or not).
If Lena Dunham apologizes to Jessica for cutting in front of her in the bathroom line that one time, can we all move on?
Jez,
I'd wager he is probably this gross with every attractive female he encounters, so I wouldn't give him the benefit of letting him control your emotions. I think by calling your kid cute, he really meant you in an extremely gross transference kinda way. Ugh.
No, it is absolutely not weird to go over those things. At the preschool that my niece attends, each child has a list of people who are allowed by the child's parents to pick them up. The people on that list have to show ID if the teachers don't recognize them. Does your son's preschool have anything like this? And…
Also, I get annoyed at the 'X IS YOUR NEW BFF/BOYFRIEND' articles.
You're right, but you're being realistic and, as such, living in reality. Jezebel isn't the place for that.
I actually laughed out loud at Ellen's joke. My appreciation of puns is embarrassing.
Now let's all tell Mindy why she's wrong!
Yeah, I don't know what that story has to do with being fat at all. Either the guy was a jerk or she came off rude in her hungover state.
Agreed. The guy was being a bit of a douche, but she took out all of her anger and anxiety over how EVERYONE treats her onto this one guy. Not necessary, very immature and lacking in emotional intelligence.
Mmm I don't want it to turn into a rag-on-Lindy fest. I just hope she knows that she's coming off as a bit of a pain here.
It blows my mind that 90% of the comments here are supporting the author. I feel like there should be a study done to see how big of an ignorant ass you can be and still blame the other person if you're overweight.
Remember: Everyone should have known that Lindy was hungover, and been extra nice to her as a result.
Yes. It is a violation of someone's space/invasion of their personal bubble/breach into the invisible box around a person when I lean against an airline seat to reach up and put my luggage in the overhead. That isn't to say the guy had a good reaction to the situation, but neither did Lindy. I am also unsure whether…
Totally agreed. You kicked him while he was sleeping? I'm pretty sure he was just as annoyed to be there as you, the only difference is you're the only one who actually cemented your status as the ass in the story. And then to write about it like "look what an asshole his guy was to me because I'm fat!" You know what…
Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.