You're the best, man.

1. My husband is going on a work trip and the girl who was trying to get him to stray is going too. This is such shit.

THIS LOOKS AMAZING

Disagree. I read books in public because I like books, am pretty shy with people, and don’t have a ton of friends that I’m constantly surrounded by. So when a guy was cleaning the tables at Starbucks and said hi, I was happy to say hi back. Coming up on 15 years now.

Me too! Totally feel the same way but people think I'm crazy.

That's the pede from my story too! Those things are fucking scary!

Most badass story: I was peeing when I saw a 12” centipede on the ground. I hightailed it out of the bathroom and told my friend (who was hosting the party) - a tiny, adorable blond soprano - and she picked up some kitchen shears, took a deep breath, walked into the bathroom and started screaming at the top of her…

MUSE ISN’T SHITTY! How could you say such a thing.

I told my husband I was unfollowing her on Instagram. He was surprised I was even following her, and I said it was for Russell Wilson. I like pictures of them more then I like being spammed with a kardashian-like Instagram feed.

Actually, I tried Paleo and thought it would be fine but ended up being banned from the diet from my husband and kids who couldn’t put up with another “potato incident” (apparently I had a potato induced freak out? And I was a raging bitch.) on the plus side I did lose weight and I did sort of feel the benefits of it…

Absolutely, even if you weren’t allergic you should clean the hell out of the house before you move in. It seems like it should be clean since it’s new-to-you but really the ducts, filters, floors all should be deep-cleaned by professionals before you move in. (Cough cough...things I wished I had known before moving…

This actually reminds me of my ideal parent situation (not mine). I worked with a kid once who came in for his 21 run and his parents were there. They did a shot, paid for a bar tab for his friends, tipped me extra, got them all a car service for the night and peaced out. I thought that was awesome - let me take care…

Titanic. It was so my type of movie but when it came out all the fan-girling and people telling me I “HAD” to see it, I would regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't see it, it would change my life....all those people triggered the antisocial part of me who didn't want to be in the Borg.

I think a new laptop is always exciting!

Wait what is this perfume sample trick?

Working through this with someone now and it’s looking like undiagnosed ADHD - the lack of impulse control. Have you thought of that for yourself/do the symptoms of adult ADHD fit you?

I never read that one and my 15 year old self is begging me to find it.

This is crap. Why do we need to pit men and women against each other? That’s like saying female can’t treat men. I had a male gyno take care of my abnormal Pap smear - years later he ended up being one of the rotating doctors when I was in labor and was great. My doctor who finally delivered the baby was cold - and a…

Yay! I got tired of no real stories about decent Disney princes, so I made one up for my boys, who love Disney princesses but have no real prince role models. That's their bedtime story.

Is there a way to just put a lock on the gate and tell the mom you were talking to some friends who thought having an unlocked back gate was dangerous? And if her kids want to come over to text and if you’re around and you guys aren’t busy you are happy to have them over? That’s the kind of avoidance shit I would…