Just had to buy condoms for the first time in almost 9 years, and I *did* pick up a "tight" fit one for my husband - and he freaked the fuck out. In my defense, I had no idea that "tight" meant "small" - back when I was a promiscuous 19 year old there were trojans in a blue box. That was about it.

I have no identity, but neither do I have $70 eyebrows. Or $20 eyebrows. This test is whack.

Doh! I love Heidi Klum, but I hate these clothes. Almost 5 months, and looked forward to her line to make me feel like a lovely giantess, not leopardy hippo. I don't get it. Usually her style is impeccable.

We just had our main ultrasound and found out we're having a boy. I didn't think I cared about the sex of the baby, but when I found out I was like, 'huh.' Not bad, not good. Just, 'huh'.

Wow, I guess I'm fucked. It appears that the most hated one "We're pregnant" is the only one *we're* guilty of. And when I had a miscarriage, *we* had a miscarriage, even though technically my body went through it. I guess we say this because we're in this state together - and I'm not on my own with this pregnancy…

This LW is exactly like an ex-friend of mine, who did the same things to his ex-girlfriend a decade ago. 90% happy, 10% miserable - he called her names, ridiculed her, kept her from having friends, etc. She stayed with him for 4 years because she loved him and wanted him to be loved in the way he felt his family…

I have to say, a portion of what she said - most specifically the part of the person who wants to lose weight but continues to eat the same - does resonate. I think that while the overall message of the book is extremely depressing, what's worse is that she brings up topics that could genuinely be helpful and makes…

My husband is quite a fan of porn - watches it quite a bit - and used to frequent strip clubs quite often. He is also absolutely incapable of sexual harassment - for the same reason as he likes porn and strip clubs - he adores the naked female form as hot and sexy, not as an object to plunder.

@Hooplehead:Ooh can I add to the shit? Can I just tell you the number of articles and experts now telling you how to eat while pregnant? About how if you eat too much sugar, you can have a miscarriage...if you eat too much fat your baby will be obese...if you gain too much weight your baby will have developmental…

My husband is deciding on this for our baby in womb, as I feel the one with the penis is the one best suited to understand the male body. Just as he refers to me on all matter pertaining to the female body.

Being both a former bartender and a pregnant female, couple things:

Either this is the biggest oops ever, or Marc Jacobs just killed his fashion career.

She doesn't think mental illness makes them unfit, "it just makes me uncomfortable."

Him: What are you reading?

I always thought that sham marriages were harmless. I have a very neutral opinion on illegal and legal immigrants; my personal experience being quite favorable. Unfortunately, my family has been thrust into this debate due to a new employee who has a sham marriage. My father pays for all health insurance costs for…

@bluebears: Not sure what state he ended up in, but my friend was very glad when she found out about the court order. Her baby is about 7 now; he was the dude who knocked her up. I met her in WA.

I know a guy who was given a court ordered vasectomy because he fathered something like 8 kids before he was 21. I have to wonder how people who feel she's been violated feel about him...?

@Etoiles: This synopsis of the article neglects to mention the quote from doctors saying they would never allow someone to bring in an IUD to a operating room.

Tighty whities - not so much! I can't get behind them...unless they're tightly fitted to Tyson Beckford's ass, where then I would follow that like the pied piper. But I'd follow that even if he was wearing a tutu.

@sayah: Dude. She's in Hawaii.