@emfish55: Relocation expenses are covered for people who live together because all the stuff they move can technically be the property of the FS person. The only relocation expense that they pay out of pocket is the plane ticket. They get food allowances, paid housing, etc - as long as the FS person is willing to…

I did a lot of research on miscarriages because I just had one, so here's what I learned: Most women have miscarriages before they even realize they're pregnant - a fact that is coming to light due to the increasing sensitivity of the home pregnancy tests. False positives are extremely rare.

The first time my mom and I cooked dinner for future in-laws, my MIL could not help herself from trying to take control, going to far as to snatch the asparagus out of my mom's hand to show her the proper way to cut them. My DIL (bless his loony heart) had to escort her out of the kitchen to the sofa, where he…

Lots of famous people come here to Hawaii to visit. Sometimes they try to make a big deal out of it. Others go about their merry way and have a good time on our beaches. Fact of the matter is, people here don't give a crap about how famous people are. People here care about the attitude they walk off the plane…

I remember being drunk, in my friend's garage, with the cousin of a classmate. His name, however, I don't think I ever knew.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: True. But even if he got married, if he had a will it would still trump the marriage, right? I don't know.

I disagree. My husband and I have a child, and his name is Patron. His sister is named Makers Mark. We love those kids.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I agreed with you until I read the quote from his mother that said "he left the money to my daughter". If he had a will, and left the money to his sister, then I have to say it was pretty hardcore of her to contest that.

@emfish55: A surrogate is technically, by definition, a substitute. In this instance, she provided a substitute uterus. She treated her uterus as something that can be lent to another, thereby objectifying it.

@GirlFailer: Unfair to even put this picture in my head. My day is shot. I need to go home and...never mind.