So, I did it at last, my Takeout inspired meal. I made a compound butter with porcini powder and soy sauce and had it with rib steak. I also sauteed mushrooms as a side, and turned about 2/3rds of them into a mushroom cream sauce to have over rice. Not pictured is the artichoke I had for my proper veg.

One of my friends is 6'5 and 225 and he fits fine in his 3 series and his Tesla model s. I dont believe you in other words.

I think I said this recently, but if you are going to call yourself “Food Bro,” I’m going to assume you are a douche till you prove otherwise.

Expat in Singapore here and I have to say “what? Din Tai Fung takes damn reservations???!” Here we sadly mope for 20-60 minutes, clutching our stupid little tick box menus while standing in the walkway of a busy mall that is heaving with humanity. I’d give more than just my nuts for the ability to reserve a spot for…

 I guess I’m in the minority here. As long as I have your attention when it is warranted, I couldn’t care less if there is something in your ear. Just because you have it in, doesn’t mean you have it on. If there is any indication that your attention is elsewhere (music, phone call), then you are the asshole.

Sorry salty, you’re in the wrong on this one:

You already stated that you have yet to experience violence from initiating conflict. So you’ve admitted that you’ve never experienced failure on this. You don’t know what you’re doing because you’ve never pushed past that limit. I’d imagine what you actually do is far more passive than you’re implying here on the…

I think it is more likely he is making a comment on the people that abuse the system already and get their ordinary pets certified as emotional support animals so they can bring them in the main cabin.

Wait. Since the book was hinged, was that a cheese hot dog? Or was it still a cheese sandwich?

You’ve been here about 11 or 12 years now. Not since the beginning, but a good long while to read a website daily. You don’t know where to go that’s better, but you just find this site exhausting now. It used to be funny. It used to be clever. It used to be a reliable source for finding weird, interesting shit that…

Just blame Jalopnik for their sidebar crossover ads, thats what I do.

I don’t assault people for words, that’s insane.

Huh, well I was definitely off the mark there. I’m from SoCal too, and quite frankly, everyone that acts like this lady is usually an entitled asshole that doesn’t care.

Please, you’ve just been lucky. There’s no skill to what you are doing. You’re just writing checks that nobody has cashed. Good luck with it, you seem to be on a roll.

Right, but you can say something to her without being “very confrontational.” Nothing like turning a minor annoyance into something much bigger than it needs to be. Sounds like you go from 0-100 as fast as you wish your car did.

Perhaps “very confrontational” people who want to turn every minor annoyance into a fist fight should avoid going out in public too.

My hubby and I have done similar at Five Guys: burger each, fries and a bacon hot dog. We share the fries and hot dog. At this point, after 15 years, unless one of us has a raging case of something nasty and contagious, we don’t really care about each other’s cooties. That said, we don’t share a ton because when it…

What about when she puts an entire box worth of noodles into a pot of luke warm water?

It’s ok as long as you eat it simultaneously from opposite ends without hands, with eyes locked concluding with a passionate embrace and carrying her out of the restaurant exclaiming that you’re going to make love to your wife. Then the patrons and employees give you a standing ovation. All to the swelling sounds of…

The only weird thing is that sandwiches aren’t typically served as side dishes.