The beauty of this show is that they clearly had no idea what they were doing when they started, and it makes it all the more charming. I’m pretty sure it’s the first episode where they use an expired box of beignet mix? Roy is a mess, Jon is a mess, and it just works.

Perhaps it’s wrong of me to assume this is extremely common knowledge.

I mean, I don’t need to read up on it. That’s why I mentioned suicide.

Dead in a car. Either suicide or murder. I can’t imagine a natural way that someone would die in a parked car.

You started this thread down the rabbit hole totally on your own. Instead of saying “Yeah, but ALL the G/O sites are down!!” just keep to the topic of The Root...the site we’re presently at.

Ahh, ok so you were wrong and can’t come up with a decent argument to back your half-baked theory so now you’re trolling. This is what I get for engaging with racists.

Jesus christ dude, no it wasn’t. Do you think I can;t just go back up to your original comment to see what your original point was:

You said The Root is going down, I said the whole ship is going down, and then you said “You finally caught my point” as if “the whole ship is going down” was your point in the first place, when you were clearly targeting only The Root. I can’t even handle this level of idiocy.

Ahh, so your point is something completely different than what you originally wrote. How very Trumpian of you. The reason these sites are tanking is because the conservative G/O Media and the snowflake Spanfeller took over and killed off Deadspin for saying mean things about your fragile president and party.

Wait, do people actually think Madison is coming out of this looking good? First of all, why go on the Bachelor in the first place if you’re uncomfortable with him sleeping with other women? Hasn’t she heard the windmill story? And then she waited until the last possible second to tell him how she felt, and it threw…

Oh no, you poor thing. You ARE too dumb to understand context. See, Kotaku, Gizmodo, Jezebel, AV Club, etc. They’re all owned by G/O Media and hosted here on Kinja. Guess what else they have in common? They all have steeply declining readerships. Now, you said this:

Are you purposely withholding that most other G/O Media sites are down similar percentages over the same period, or are you just too dumb to understand context?

The difference is, they aren’t making fun of the natural color of Trump’s skin. His skin is orange. You can see the outline of the goggles around his eyes. It’s fair game.

It’s good that you know that “speaking something into existence” isn’t actually a thing, but like, damn, the prayer thing totally ruins this article. Don’t you realize that Trump is easily countering your prayers with his own, and that clearly the God you pray to, and the one that totally exists and is listening,…

No, you can be an asshole and still get jobs in Hollywood. You just can’t be a talentless asshole.

Well if you were still wondering: It works.

Please don’t give me more reasons to not visit The Takeout. We already have to turn a blind eye to your parent company and deal with a shit commenting section that only allows 1% of accounts out of the greys. Please don’t also make us click through slideshows.

Somewhere in here needs to be a step where you take the drippings and turn it into a single serving of gravy

This person is so worried about food waste that it’s never occurred to them to box it up and take it home, or give it to a homeless person.

Open it. I was able to buy a bottle for relatively cheap in my younger years, before the bourbon explosion. And then my wife got me one last year on resale for my wedding gift, thinking it was Pappy. I love her for trying, but she wasted hundreds of bucks.