Thanks, I hate it.

It’s the reason I stay in the room while my wife is watching. It makes these articles that much better.

That sandwich is fan-fucking-tastic. Like, one of the best chicken sandwiches I’ve had. 

My wife and I were using Munchery for awhile. The meals were precooked and all you had to do was pop them in the oven (or microwave). It was high quality and tasted good. Presented very well. All the sauces came in separate cups. It was nice. But then we canceled because it was annoying to keep up with and they sent…

I think you’re supposed to cook the noodles plain and then add the seasoning packets after you’ve strained the water out, no? That’s how the dish had that rich brown color in the movie.

Hold up, do we need to add an addendum to your list?

Petition to make the Build-a-Bear Workshop acronym BaBW, or just, anything other than the acronym for Big Beautiful Women

It gets hot much faster. No preheat time so a slice of pizza is done in about 4 minutes if air frying at around 325 degrees. The quick heat also makes for crispier crispy things.

You can if you get one of those air fryer-toaster-convection oven-in-one thingamajigs. Slightly larger than a toaster oven but so worth it.

I mean, if the bar is “rips up state of the union speech,” wouldn’t that make the bar like, really, really high?

Stars all the way down for you today.

This is...insane. Have you never eaten at a restaurant on New Year’s Day? Lots of them are open, and it’s fine to assume that since you made a reservation, and even confirmed it, that the restaurant would be open.

Ah yes, good ol spaghetti on bread, my favorite dish. Btw, that spaghetti is clearly on a plate. The bread is on the side. The angle is playing tricks on you.

Rice burgers and ramen burgers are already a thing in America. No need for a trans-Pacific flight to try one.

A dumpling, or some other dim sum, would have been good for SF.

It became pretty clear that the side didn’t get entered in with the whole order, but no worries, it’s all good.

I like to think he’s paying homage with his name to the legendary radio personality Shotgun Kelly

The Trump one is photoshopped. His hair is fake, but it’s not transparent.

I just don’t understand some people.

This all feels very Avatar sequel-esque.