Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....

Really hoping Morey takes LeBron’s quotes the right way and gets into a sentence feud with him.

I believe he wasn’t educated on the situation at hand, and he spoke.

But that would make me an even more stable genius, right?

It was the kind of play that had Derek Jeter made it, Joe Buck would have had to change his pants.

combination KFC/Pizza Hut/Nathans/Tim Horton’s

That’s some good customer service right there. Thanks for posting the reply. Off to find some Cherry Vanilla Swirl(!?!?).

I am surprised and disappointed you didn’t find a way to get some MSG in there.

I very much enjoyed this feature, and particularly appreciated the takeout chopstick used to ensure no sediment from Dom’s right hand soiled the jersey. Because we all know how gross Dom’s right hand is.

Seltzer was a subculture—until the bubble burst

I mean, these things are meant to dissolve. So if you’re putting them directly in your ass without covering them in plastic first, all that ass-mucus is just going to release the liquor before you ever sit down. The fun part will be the awkward waddles and accidental whiskey sharts.

Unfortunately, and because of those damn Romans always stealing from and trying to one-up the Greeks, we would still have no Fs even if the Seattle Superphonics still existed.

Nah man, this is about the chop and the statement the Braves made that boiled down to “It’s only racist if you can see the Native Americans being offended.”

Good idea. I’d be interested to know how they respond. I doubt they will divulge anything, but I would bet that the Nyquil flavoring is similar to Jagermeister, in that there is licorice and anise, but there is also a lot of other stuff.

Right. OP seemed to be ruling out anise because he likes it but doesn’t like green NyQuil. I’m saying he probably likes it in other things, but in it’s distilled form, it probably tastes a bit like green NyQuil: Disgusting.

Weird comment! Yes, you are right, everyone else is wrong. 

He gets a crow hop in on both, which makes me think the disparity shouldn’t be Strasburg vs. Jaime Moyer. I remember reading that the 2015 one was measured as soon as it left his hand. I wonder if Statcast has changed the way they measure outfield assists.

Unless he’s still alive, in which case he’s smiling from an overturned trash can behind home plate.

People should have realize Ellen doesn’t give a shit about any of this when she teamed with noted homophobe and sexist Steve Harvey to produce TV shows.

I would bet that your love for anise comes from it being an ingredient in other things. When that flavor is singled out, it is quite disgusting. But man, does it make pho delicious.