The granular questions about the inborn cultural entitlement of someone who (sometimes, seemingly) identifies as Afro-Latina notwithstanding

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Anise or licorice

A vegetarian asked me how I could eat animals if I claimed to love them. I didn’t respond “Because I love them,” like I wanted to - but I also didn’t point out that she ate fish and they were also animals.

Hey Kate, the Variety article calls this a documentary, which is fundamentally different than a biopic. It also means Meryl Streep is very likely not involved. This is from the same creators of RBG, the Ruth Bader Ginsburg documentary.

Weird how that Kiermaier throw was clocked at only 87.6 mph when he was clocked at over 100 a few years ago. Statcast, you crazy.

The dumbest part of this whole thing is the two “comedians” who tried to gain followers by blatantly stealing and attempting to one-up another person’s joke, which was a very dumb joke in the first place.

Ugh

A. Backspace to the word deleting any extra words you might have typed and make the corrections

I am close to going home and throwing out all my butter knives and replacing them with steak knives.

those who look up to Ellen as an advocate for the LGBTQ community

- “Hello? Yes, I’ll take one true Chicago style pizza.”

But you play about 20 games against each divisional opponent, meaning the Twins got about 20 extra games against a very bad opponent. Everyone knew their record was inflated. They were not expected to contend with the Yankees. 

Get two and save one for dinner, friendo.

You and Hazel both seem to have some interesting ideas about money and executives of companies that went bankrupt 

Their waffle fries are sooooo bad! How is anyone not immediately turned off by the sickly color? I don’t get why people like them, let alone how they end up near of the top of so many rankings.

Tl;dr, 12 of the 13 root beers tested are not that good.

Hot take: Sammy Watkins is not good and has never been as good as the immense hype that once surrounded him would suggest. Also, Sammy Watkins missing a game due to injury is almost as likely as Sammy Watkins scoring a touchdown.

I don’t know anything about tide pod butt insertions, but people (see idiot teenagers) have definitely chugging hard liquor through their bungholes for years now. Remember the whole Butt-Chugging news cycle from a few years ago? And yes, it seems like it would sting. 

Ryan Klesko had his best seasons with the Padres, so I am saddened that you barely remember him as a Padre. However, since you compared him to his Padres teammate Phil Nevin, I believe you did subconsciously remember him as a Padre, which brings a little happiness to this otherwise sad, sad Padres fan.