Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas are a guilty pleasure of mine. They are much better than the full sized versions, for reasons I can’t quite pinpoint.

They tracked him to Cancun. It doesn’t mean he is still in Cancun. The first thing you would do is get the hell out of the country any way you can. Cancun is close and easy to get to. Once in Cancun, change your identity and then fly, untraceable, to your Asian island.

Yes, deep frying will typically produce crispier skin then baking.

7 minutes!? There’s no way that’s correct. I did this just the other day and it took about 40 minutes in the freezer for a 12 oz can to get properly cold.

I know the brewmaster from high school. He is one of the biggest idiots I have ever met. If you’re him, hi Troy! You guys named your brewery after a queef, you dumb-dumbs!

I’d pay to see that tan line.

Parkey wasn’t at fault. All of this fuss, all of this madness, is based on Nagy blaming the Bears’ playoff loss on the wrong guy. The double-doink was tipped.

There is a popular brewery in San Diego that makes very tasty beer that is called Belching Beaver. Lots of San Diego breweries end up going national, but it’ll never happen for these idiots because they named their brewery after a queef.

Yeah the rubber band thing was a head scratcher. It might work on a cake cover in fondant, the disgusting kind like the one in the video, but would fair horribly on a cake with frosting.

How can Conan be driving the podcast revolution when Sona Movsesian drives Conan’s podcast? 

Why do people do this?

I mean it’s not like we would walk around in society responding to someone’s question or comment by giving them the thumbs up.

These are the best comments.

This seems like bad advice. Do not spend more on your mattress than you would on a car.

Oh right, he stabbed Un. It was his brother who he shot.

Shawn Carter to Jay-Z – damn, you on Jaz dick

This reads like it’s happening at New York’s hottest club.

That’s not even an excuse, though. For one, there are cameras and mics everywhere, and everyone knows that. Two, and more obviously, this is all happening 10-15 feet away from the fans behind the plate. Aaron Boone is fucking screaming. Those fans can hear what the is saying.

Here’s a noble idea for players and front office members who are afraid of a hot mic overhearing something that might damage a career: If you say something so offensive that it might damage your career, perhaps you deserve for your career to be damaged.

It helps that he’s pulling in from the players $50k for the program each year.