Ouch, right in the bell-endjer.

Story time! When I was in Little League, the only player required to wear a cup was the catcher. I played 2b and SS, and never wore a cup because of how uncomfortable it was. I like my dick free to swing around and stick to my thighs! Anyways, due to two or three players getting injured, I got thrust into emergency…

I know this team is suffering from a dearth of available talent, but there has to be at least 50 players they could have invited that are better than Harrison Barnes.

This makes me think Jay Z and the NFL have been close to partnering for a long time, and that he just had to “wait for this whole Kaepernick thing to blow over” before he could get his dirty NFL money.

Meek Mill. Read the embedded Nessa tweet.

I’m fine with his stance. Alexi just wants to make sure everyone remains Lawful.

Maybe I’m misinformed, but I’ve been under the impression that Al Pastor tacos (as well as pretty much any street taco) should always be served on corn tortillas.

Not gonna lie, those tortillas look a little suspect. They look like they might be flour, which would be sacrilege.

My problem with the depiction of Lee was that he was just about the only non-white character in the whole movie, and they made him look like a over-confident, under-skilled piece of arrogant shit, and had him get his ass beat by a white guy.

Ah, so he’s not quite as good as two of the best pitchers of the last decade, one of them being one of the best pitchers of all time. That’s quite different than “not living up the the #1 prospect hype.” He was also never a preseason #1 prospect on any of the lists that matter. He topped out at #3 on BP and MLB’s…

To give the bluetooth golf guy an actual answer: It is fine to use a speaker while golfing as long as you keep it at a moderate volume (e.g. play it loud enough for you and your playing partner to hear it in and around your cart, but not loud enough for people two fairways over to hear it). You should also turn it off…

Also, there are not enough people in the world who know who the actual Pope is to count him on this list. Most know the Pope as just The Pope, which is a title. Far fewer know who the actual person is who is acting as the Pope.

Lucas Giolito is not living up to the #1 prospect hype

Found the only person in the world who doesn’t like the Padres announcers.

Ah yes, the now legendary mid-spin hand wipe.

Thank you, Deadspin, for finally acknowledging the Baby GOAT, El Nino. For the full highlight reel, please refer back to my comment in July (from a burner that I lost the key to) where I begged you to please start writing about Tatis.

The French invented it and called it a palmier. When you see them in grocery stores, like Trader Joe’s, they are packaged as palmiers. 

Uh, what? Doesn’t every fast food chain do this?

Bailey made 75% of his kicks in 14 games, which was good for 31st in the league last year out of the 35 kickers who qualified