Oof, 24 years old and slashing .173/.264/.303 in 230 ABs in high A, after being demoted from AA. Those are AAA Tebow numbers.

Natty Ice is 5.9% ABV. This is 6%.

The best things for Antonio Brown’s head, ranked:

MSG got a bad rap because of racism and xenophobia. It’s fine in caramel, it’s fine in your Doritos, Campbell’s chicken soup, KFC, Chik-Fil-A, and it’s fine in Chinese food. You’ve been ingesting MSG your whole life and you may not have even known it.

To be fair, your math does have to be “pretty good right now” to add 35 and 8.

Even more surprising it came in that comment. That barely-hinged, typo-laden, incredibly difficult to read comment.

This is bad kinja, sophomoric humor, and a little bit cringey my dude. I’m assuming you’re not in middle school anymore, but perhaps I shouldn’t assume.

It appears that with this product, a microwave is necessary, especially considering the 4 minute cook time and the amount of water being just “a splash.” The noodles are being steamed, not steeped like a regular Cup Noodles.

Add bacon and a soft boiled egg and it’s damn near gourmet.

Maruchan 4 lyfe

You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.

Then why are you here, and commenting? I doubt many Deadspin loyalists go over to Barstool and make worthless comments there.

There’s a whole lotta “ifs” in this story. Everyone has been looking for a reason to blame the Warriors, but besides speculation, no one has been able to nail one down. The bottom line is, KD wouldn’t have played if he didn’t want to play. He would have gotten shit for it, so he may have felt some pressure, but it was…

Still watch reruns on the Laugh channel. That’s right, the Laugh channel. This is what you have to resort to when you don’t have cable but use a digital antenna. 

There are a TON of coffee stouts out there these days. Pretty sure the Drew Carey Show’s Buzz Beer started the craze.

Yan Can Cook still exists, along with another show called Martin Yan’s Asian Favorites. They both still air on PBS. The Takeout mentions him fairly regularly, including just a couple of weeks ago.

Not the finger technique, but I’ve done the shell technique plenty of times and hate it. Yolks break, you still end up with egg all over your hands, and I’ve even dropped yolks before. I’m probably just inept, but the finger technique seems much more fool proof.

Because you have a much higher likelihood of breaking the yolk.

There is a 99% chance you are getting egg on your hand any time you crack and open an egg. You should be washing your hands anyways.

Notice the date on my comment. Averages change, day by day. Yesterday, they were both hitting .337.