Jesus fucking christ people are stupid. Jeff McNeil is not the best hitter in the game, just like Bryan Reynolds is not the best hitter in the game. Having the highest average does not make you the best hitter in the game. Right now, being Mike Trout makes you the best hitter in the game. Being Christian Yelich or…

I’m replying only to get you out of the greys so everyone can laugh at your comment.

I wasn’t trying to be pedantic, rather I was attempting to call out the blatant homerism. There is no way that sentence ever should have existed.

I edited that out of my comment, not because I think I was that far off, but just to make it more concise and to the point. Dozens was an exaggeration, but there are at least a dozen I would take over him.

Did you just call Jeff McNeil the best hitter in the game? Bryan Reynolds has the same average as McNeil, but is a handful of PAs from qualifying for the lead. Is he also the best hitter in the game?

Deleted. Didn’t realize this article is a year and a half old.

Don’t forget, you tried to call me out. I’m not the dick here.

Change the WiFi code weekly and require a purchase before handing it out. It doesn’t solve the issue of someone ordering an iced tea and getting the code, but it is a not-so-subtle suggestion that people shouldn’t be camping out, and if they are, they should be buying more than just iced tea.

OK, but also type in “Hillcrest” and then look at a map of Hillcrest. Or type in “Bill Walton Hillcrest,” and you can see all the ink spilled with those words in the same article. Or, type in “Bill Walton North Park” and notice that there are no results. Or type in “Bill Walton Marston Hills,” and then read about how…

Hilarious that something as permanent as geography can be questioned. Bill Walton lives in Hillcrest; it doesn’t matter what he says. Unless the Hillcrest Pride Flag, which flies east of where Bill Walton lives, yet just west of Park Ave, is also in North Park? 

It’s Hillcrest. I live on his street, a couple blocks down. I’m even further east than he is, and I am still in Hillcrest. 163 is not the cutoff for Hillcrest. Park Ave. is.

Actually, Bill Walton lives in Hillcrest.

Well good thing the headline didn’t say anything about actual sex. One of those images looks like a man (or boy) holding a woman (or girl) by the waist and rubbing his crotch on her ass. That is sexual imagery. This is not clickbait.

Nathan Peen

Proudly, I do not watch ESPN. But I recognize the sound now that you point it out.

Awkward? He made the catch and turned so his back hit the netting all in basically a millisecond, and then popped out and landed on his feet. Not sure it can get less awkward than that.

Is this supposed to be a rimshot? I can’t figure out what rhythm you’re going for here.

aaaaand they just got Greinke. What the fuck.

Too bad we’ll never see this again from Puig, since he was just traded to SLEEVEland.

Baseball purist, huh? Pine for the days when people played the game the right way™? Definitely a middle aged white guy, right?