Wow, intellectual mismatch of the century right there.

Losing sucks. Losing in a penalties that way sucks even worse.

"the theme chosen by the couple was in fact based on Sydney Pollack's film "Out of Africa" and that it was not, in any reasonable interpretation of that term, a celebration of colonialism"

Well, it sure does look like a necklace made out of things you can find at the hardware store.

So wait - who won? The blondes or the brunettes?

Lacie Lowry? Really?

I'm with you on Bachmann, totally. But I cannot suffer Ann Coulter to live. I don't have a problem fucking Sarah Palin.

...as soon as I master the whole flight thingy. Any day now, though!

I'm on it.

This is totes awesome, but it does remind me of my high school US history textbook. Each chapter had a little section at the end for women and minorities, 'cause that was mandated by the state standards. So you'd read this whole chapter on, say, the settling of the west. And then there'd be a subheading "Women in the…

From an average B cup size to an average of double D — in ten years? I don't think so.

Hear, hear!

Boobs are not getting bigger. Bra sizes are getting inflated. Duh.

It's bulimia right? I mean, we all realize that. Right?

Well just for the record in re: the Gold Cup, the USF doesn't choose the location of those games, CONCACAF does.

OK then - I have it on good authority now. I am more clever than a preschooler. It's something...

Okay, my cats are named after food — but I don't think I fit in the first category. Their names are Wonton and General Tso. Does that count?

Chairman Meow. Hilarious. I'm only upset that I didn't think of it first.

Wow. I should have taken up soccer.

You could say our men's team is in a transitional period, but we have a lot of talent - both experienced players who are not ready for retirement and young up-and-comers like Ream, Agudelo, Wondolowski, and so on. The team is far from a joke. They are not playing to the peak of their abilities right now, and you can…