Banana.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I cannot imagine something I would less like to be involved with, consume, or even be aware of. Just reading this article made my day worse.

always be sure to check for the ring

It’s like that, but we don’t quit.

Steam gift cards are a real thing. So is paying via methods like PayPal. You don’t need a credit card to use Steam.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

You can take this cryptocurrency to the bank... To the blood bank!

Never give more than you’re willing to lose. Just imagine it as a donation and have zero expectations of getting anything back. You will never be disappointed.

It’s funny. You could actually make a similar argument as to why Dragon Ball Z is so beloved among Latino (and, in my experience, particularly Mexican) men of a certain age. Everyone I know has memories of watching this show growing up. It was one of the few cartoons you could watch without cable because it was…

Pretty much hits the nail on the head.

joe ricketts eat shit

1. FUCK Joe Ricketts. He’s a fucking plague.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

The P.T cruiser. That thing needs to be banned from the road

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

FOr all the late 30somethings/40somethings out there:

6. He just wants to kiss you.

I am VERY happy to hear this - not just because of the twitch and internet sensasion Bob became post mortum - but because, again, Bob Ross is a shining beacon of positivity in an internet filled with anger and negativity (let alone online video game communities).

To have something to watch each week that is just so…