If I’m reading the hot chocolate story correctly, nowhere did the customer mention anything about Tim Horton’s. From the customer’s end, the only thing that happened was they ordered a hot chocolate that they thought wasn’t chocolatey enough. You could argue their palate wasn’t sophisticated enough to understand that…

It depends on your definition of cracker, and whether you’re using the Europeanized version of what he looked like or the definition from the bible (i.e., hair like wool and feet like burnt brass). Either way, I don’t think we should be calling anyone “cracker” in this racially-charged environment.

Is this not Goldie Hawn and Madonna? Maybe Melissa Joan Hart and Jerry Hall?

I think LeBron might have gotten third (rather than fourth) due to the “even in a year when he wasn’t quite up to his insane standards, he’s still by far the best player in the league” mentality. In other words, I wouldn’t try too hard to justify LeBron finishing in the Top 3 in the voting.

The problem was that the Rainmen couldn’t make it to the game...their team bus could only drive slow on the driveway.

Wiz Khalifa - unlikely voice of reason.

Is this the wrong time to bring up that I think the mayor is very attractive?

I honestly think she’s stuck like that. It really is the only look she ever has.

Don’t be too impressed; it’s the only face she can make.

Sorry, but I don’t think you get a second chance with this guy. You told a story here that claimed you “dodged a bullet” with him, and, by your own admission, expected to get full support about what an asshole he was. If he were to hear you say any of this, I imagine he’d want nothing to do with you. If he knew how…

Just because you can’t be bothered to be morally outraged by Mayweather’s behavior doesn’t mean that everyone else who is morally outraged is doing it for “clickbait”.

Nice field.

You did what you had to do, but he did nothing wrong. You may have “dodged a bullet” in this situation, but not because of who he is or what he did.

Exactly. It’s yet another in this trend of confusing nostalgia with quality. Full House may have been fun for little children in the ‘90s, but, for anyone else, it is objectively terrible. Same with Saved by the Bell. I’m not a fan, but I acknowledge that Boy Meets World may have been slightly better, but only…

Jokes on them because Al Davis never would have signed the flame. “Eternal” is not old enough for an Al Davis free-agent signing.

To be fair, people shouting “BJ” at Kate Upton usually have something else in mind.

It’s just as likely that this douche enjoys being the one guy who truly “gets it”. Even if all of the other fans are too afraid to turn their back on the “man”, ole Tolbert Rowe is going to make sure everyone knows how he feels.

Steely Dan gargles my balls...actually, I really like them, but I can't believe nobody has said that yet.

And their brother Jason was Rusty Griswold #2, from European Vacation.

So, top that!