“(P)laced back on the stove” definitely implies a cooking pot is being referenced here. Eww.

I think you mean, Alec Baldwin’s, Emmy Award over Matt Walsh, Tony Hale, Louie Anderson, Tituss Burgess, and Ty Burrell winning Trump impression is pretty terrible.

You were saying?

Actually, the best part was the commentators discussing whether the look on Alexis’s face was a smile, a grimace, or wind. It was a much needed laugh for my 10-year-old son and me, on an otherwise dreary morning.

Wait, I thought I was the Bally table king.

I dump on MLS as much as the next guy, but to say it’s not a sport might be taking it a bit far ;).

I watch award shows to see art and artists honored. Because I respect them as artists, I have no problem listening to them talk about what drives them as people and as creators and performers. I’m not saying you’re wrong (i.e., that some people do watch award shows as an escape), but it’s by no means a universally…

I know; for a few minutes I was able to take my mind off La La Land winning all of the awards. Or did you mean a different ongoing awfulness?

Damn near killed him.

This argument is so silly to me. It’s not an either/or. I would bet that most of the preeminent “stat heads” watch more baseball than 99% of fans. Are you arguing that you can’t be a stats guy AND also watch (and maybe even occasionally play) the game?

Actually, Rachel Bloom won this category last year, so it’s certainly a possibility. The GGs love to award new shows and performances, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Issa Rae or SJP won this year. Also, believe it or not, JLD has never won in this category at the Globes. It’s her 6th nomination - 5th in a row for…

Believe it or not, JLD has NEVER won this category at the GGs. She won Supporting Actress in a Comedy for Seinfeld, but this is her 6th lead nomination and she is yet to win. Last year, Rachel Bloom won and the prior year it was Gina Rodriguez. Both are nominated with JLD this year.

That’s not fair. I’m sure she knows the difference between Ben Carson and say Glen Rice.

How did you know?

Obviously, she should just grab him by his pussy.

I once saw David Carradine buying a Playboy in an airport newsstand. I thought that alone was a funny story to tell, until I looked at the cover and saw that there was an interview with him in it. Of course, the story took a tragic turn just a year or so later, when I realized that he probably didn’t buy the Playboy…

No wonder I’ve never made it in MMA, despite years of practice.

Why don’t they just make the whole shirt out of black boxes?

It’s actually a woman with a white life.

Now that’s an obvious ripoff of Blurred Lines. Why don’t Thicke and Pharrell sue the pants off this Alfred Yankovic character?