Or, more disturbingly, James Cameron, who actually drew the picture.

“You All Everybody”...duck!

“But Mexican isn’t a race”

I think the word you’re looking for is...no.

The injury was made more painful by the fact that the kid clearly doesn’t have any hair to protect those testicles.

Or get signed by the Padres.

Especially when he wasn’t doing baseball. Even though I’m permanently gray, I won’t pass up this opportunity to relay my favorite story related to Joe Garagiola. This is a quote from Fred Willard, talking about how Christopher Guest helped him prepare for his Garagiolaesque role as the dog show commentator in Best in…

That throw was legendary. As kids, we used to try to reenact “Dave Parker 1979 All-Star Game”, when we weren’t reenacting “Pete Rose 1970 All-Star Game”.

If by “director’s cut” you mean Tarantino probably stages fights like this in his own yard, and films them with super lo-def equipment as an homage to obscure blaxploitation movies, then yes.

At least Kruk had the decency to leave at the peak of his physical condition.

Unfortunately, it’s Colon in a walkover. Nash already gave him permission to use it.

Who are you friends with on Facebook?

He’s apparently already above Tottenham in the table.

Could he BE any more fired?

Are we sure that Shia LaBeouf look-alike didn’t get beat up because he looked like Raffi.

Ball and Oates?

Is this where we start the discussion about whether this was a racist question or just a really dumb one?

Cake? Where’s the cake? I came here for cake, and now I don’t see any.

WNBA? Sorry.

As an actual Colorado Rapids fan, this news makes me very happy, even though I completely agree with Patrick’s analysis that this is more a PR move than a soccer move. Still, welcome, Tim. Can’t wait to see you in Colorado!