the media still can’t figure out how to cover Trump

“Guns aren’t the problem; the problem is violent video games.”

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

So essentially:

Devastation was easily the best transformers game of all time.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Goddamn, Paul Hogan would be proud of that Knoife.

No, I don’t think so. It is/was nice to have service recognized and respected when I returned home. Especially as I’m mindful of how poorly our Vietnam-era forebears were treated.

No, don’t be bummed. What he did was the most diplomatic and tasteful compromise I can think of.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

Except that Wakanda isn’t built on the Bodies and soil of the Cherokee, Seminole, etc. My ancestors.

All your under-educated white base are belong to us.

Tinkle down economics!

The VA in these tapes just really nailed the voice. So calm, so soothing.

you magnificent bastard

Wait a minute. Waterston was on Law & Order, now sells robot insurance. Meloni was on Law & Order:SVU, now fights robots. How does Vincent D’Onofrio play into this game?

This. This is why I have Old Glory Robot Insurance...