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    I agree! I thought maybe it was an issue with the writers being pulled in too many directions, what with exclusive content for subscribers and the novels meaning the actual podcast was suffering. I can only imagine what the requirements of a TV series will do to the show. :/

    Every time I read these and reach “Megyn Kelly Today ended,” I let myself believe it means “was cancelled as the credits rolled.”

    I don’t want to know what this joker would be like with MORE traumatic brain injury.

    I’m white, and I get unsettled by people who plaster the flag all over everything like it’s a religion. You pass a house with an open garage door revealing one entire wall is covered by the stars and stripes...? Yeah, I’m not sending my kids there to sell Girl Scout cookies.

    Took me WAY too long/many views of the video to realize this wasn’t an American car. Dumb American brain kept looking at the wrong side of the car as “driver’s side” and couldn’t figure it out. Gah, think globally next time, doofus!

    Oh shoot, I feel like I should know this one... Bush, Obama, and... uh... hm. Geez. Boy, this is gonna bug me...

    The main thing I remember is that her secretary changed every episode, and other shows (most notably Seinfeld) sometimes played with that. Kramer was her secretary!

    Scuse me, I’m-a copy this into another comment and become poet laureate of The Root. Thanks!

    Hey, if these assholes think they can use “WHITE” as a reason to vote for them, you don’t have to apologize for how you call them out on it. That was some damn good wordplay, and you should be proud of it! ::clap clap::

    If you wanna get into that boy’s soul

    I once left a church event and started walking home. I made it about ten minutes before my friend’s dad pulled up behind me and scolded me for “vanishing.” So yeah, making sure someone knows you’re leaving is the most important advice, I think. :)

    THAT’S why you don’t like hats?!

    “Reading the articles about leaked episodes” has become the new “should I read the books or wait for HBO.”

    It’ll be worth even more when MS Paint goes away and no one will be able to perfectly reproduce it.

    Luckily I’m sure he’s saving all his money and making wise investments so he can continue to live this lavish lifestyle well into adulthood.

    I’d like to introduce these trolls to pretty much the entire women’s footwear industry. 90% of women’s shoes were designed to look sexy, because they sure as hell weren’t designed for walking.

    She was very obviously a dragon shapeshifter who could no longer control her transformations and, to keep her secret, faked a crash while planting just enough red herring evidence to ensure no one ever really knew where she ended up, and she lived out the rest of her days floating around the South Pacific. As a

    John B. McLemore forgot to reset the danged gate again.

    “Sharon, check out my new earrings! Sharon! SHARON! I can see you, Sharon, don’t be a bitch.”

    I remember for the first one, Vin Diesel did the voice for other languages as well. I have a memory of a video showing him go through all of them (“Je suis Groot,” maybe?) or maybe that’s just something I dreamt up...