“Also, for the record, there is no character named Tyrone.”

New Spider-Person and HUGE SYMBIOTE EVENT is almost as tiring as “Peter has a brand-new costume, for keeps this time, it’s definitely going to last at least three issues before we go back to the standard design!!!”

SNL writers always talk about how they’re up until 4am writing sketches. And the end result is five minutes about a fart...? I finally figured out they mean they get wasted until 3:45, realize the sun is coming up, and write the first thing they can think of. “This sketch was brutal, (sniff) took me ALL NIGHT.”

“They’re begging for real action—not childish stunts like this.”

You chose the king of childish stunts, and you’ve stood behind him for seven years. The only thing that really baffles me is why this is any different than anything else he’s done. What about Trumpy Bear?? That’s one of the hardest things about standing…

Nothing about Everyone Matters, which hit me so hard the first time I saw it that I started crying. By myself. Watching a Muppets movie. As someone who was much too grown-up to be crying at a Muppets movie. 

So you’re saying Dumb and Dumber To almost had a reason to exist...?

I had the same thought when I believed the 60th anniversary special was this year, not next. “Oh, so it’s only been NINE years. Oka-- NINE YEARS? No. What? No. How? WHAT?”

This is why I don’t leave the house.

Poor Jaeden Martell. I’m sure he deserves better than for me to think, every single time I see him, about how he was “the Nazi child masturbatin’ in the bathroom.”

“Ahhh but you see, it’s SO obvious and cliche that you think PAST it, so when it turns out to be the truth, it still works as a reveal and I am very clever. It’s circular and it all comes back around.”

Roseanne comedy specials, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock concerts, Kevin Sorbo movies... It’s really getting harder and harder to boycott conservative stuff. I mean, who would even notice?

I really enjoyed the British version, so I was reluctant to try the American one. A friend whose opinion I respect liked it (she hadn’t seen the original) so I gave it a shot. It really is it’s own thing. Sam is a COMPLETELY different character from Alison, and having such a unique conduit to the ghosts (who are…

I’m sorry, but if “ur” hoping to be considered professional, don’t use txt-speek when discussing “ur” movie. This whole thing makes me feel like the movie only premiered to be taken down, to get articles like this written, and inspire some kind of stupid “Snyder Cut” reaction.

Hey, never say never. I started out writing fanfic for Stargate SG-1, but I stopped when my original novels started being published. Fast forward a few years, the people contracted by MGM to release the official novels were looking for fresh blood. They asked their established authors for names. A couple of them…

Oh, on Tumblr ALONE... 

I’ve tried SO HARD to get into this series. I’ve read Gideon the Ninth two and a half times before I tried to go with the audiobook, and I didn’t even finish that. So many of my friends are just over the moon for it. This review made me feel seen (or like the emperor series really doesn’t have such a nice outfit,…

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And what is the NON-SEXUAL reason for it...? Like, what is the purpose of that scene in the story if not for some sick writer’s fantasy fuel?

He was even Jerry before Parks and Rec. He was on Friends and he screwed up the adoption process for Chandler and Monica. Anna Faris chose a completely different couple but he contacted the Bings instead. Damn it, Jerry!!

I really think it’s important that they had them deliver the line “The question isn’t what you are. It’s who you are.” Cuts right through the crap.