“Also, for the record, there is no character named Tyrone.”

SNL writers always talk about how they’re up until 4am writing sketches. And the end result is five minutes about a fart...? I finally figured out they mean they get wasted until 3:45, realize the sun is coming up, and write the first thing they can think of. “This sketch was brutal, (sniff) took me ALL NIGHT.”

So you’re saying Dumb and Dumber To almost had a reason to exist...?

This is why I don’t leave the house.

Poor Jaeden Martell. I’m sure he deserves better than for me to think, every single time I see him, about how he was “the Nazi child masturbatin’ in the bathroom.”

Roseanne comedy specials, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock concerts, Kevin Sorbo movies... It’s really getting harder and harder to boycott conservative stuff. I mean, who would even notice?

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And what is the NON-SEXUAL reason for it...? Like, what is the purpose of that scene in the story if not for some sick writer’s fantasy fuel?

He was even Jerry before Parks and Rec. He was on Friends and he screwed up the adoption process for Chandler and Monica. Anna Faris chose a completely different couple but he contacted the Bings instead. Damn it, Jerry!!

Technically, yes, it works. But not because of spinning. Shaken-up cans only explode in the first 30 seconds after being shaken. So it doesn’t matter what you do to buy that time, if you wait, it won’t explode. 

Someone comes to pick up Huell at the safehouse. Huell stands up, stretches. “About damn time. Felt like I been waiting here for ten damn years.”

I think you’re ignoring a pretty important word in that quote. If I say “I am from Oklahoma,” I’m not saying I’m the entire state...

When the Six Flags skit started: “Wait, why are we doing this in 2022...?”

“Don’t you think it’s suspicious that all my accusers used to date me? And all their allegations are from the time we dated? I mean, it’s all just falling apart.”

Give me $70 million and I’ll make a version of Thunder Force that’s...... actually, no, there’s actually no way to even bring that up to mediocre.

The Kara/Lena kiss is a (very bad, very obvious) manip. I don’t know why anyone thinks it’s real other than delusion.

Yeah, he wasn’t even playing Diggle on Legends. Not sure how that’s supposed to be part of any arc for the character. 

I mean... the woman *literally* built an artificial sun just a few episodes ago. Her superpower has always been science. Shoving her into a magical plotline just because they needed someone with magic powers to fight Nyxly is just sloppy.

Holy crap, when I saw the image I thought it was a wax figure. I actually thought, “It’s a pretty good likeness, but is it starting to melt?”

She also kissed a male contestant on American Idol who said he’d never been kissed. No consent, no apology, just treated like a joke. That was his first kiss, damn it.