It’s at 2:40 in this video, but... c’mon, you know you want to watch it all. ;)

And Tig Notaro is pretty incredible and genuinely funny, not just jokey funny but a funny person.

$1.6 million a week

How dare they not release a glitchy game full of bugs just to meet an arbitrary deadline? I’m sure the fans would have been just fine with that.

He saw Monica looking and she STILL reported him. That takes the kind of bravery I’m not sure I would’ve had in the moment. I’m glad everything went down the way it did but, like other commenters, I wish the cops had made him finish her drink before they took him away. “If they’re wrong, you get a nice drink. If…

Second Lieutenant Charlie Brown was a freshly minted bomber pilot,

“Parents strapped their child to a log and dragged her across a lake. They wish people to applaud the fact the child made it back to shore alive.”

We were promised an age of beauty and miracles, and it is at last upon us.

I have Netflix (80%) and Amazon Prime (20%). There’s a lot of crossover there, and oftentimes when something is taken off one it shows up on the other almost immediately. But Netflix has a wider range of shows (Always Sunny is a Netflix discovery).

Shunned.

150 minutes

Just trying to imagine the guy being charming, even if he was saying stuff I agree with, makes my skin crawl. He sounds like Mr Rogers possessed by the spirit of a child molester.

“Pizza? Now THAT’S what I call a taco!”

“Think about it: he can’t rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead—”“He falls asleep in chairs, he doesn’t know how to use a computer, he’s always mad at the TV—”“His favorite show is NCIS!”“He might be seventy!”

Look, this ain’t exactly the Mississippi! I’m on one side, see? ::hop:: I’m on the other side. ::hop:: I’m on the east bank. ::hope:: I’m on the west bank. It is not that critical.

Tip 1:

I am a lifelong Okie. Oklahoma City is too damn high.

I stand, but only because if I’m sitting, my manservant Neville can’t really get in there the way I like.

The press conference when a horrified Nick slowly moved to where he could see the screens was so tough, but beautifully done.

diametrically opposed