150 minutes
Just trying to imagine the guy being charming, even if he was saying stuff I agree with, makes my skin crawl. He sounds like Mr Rogers possessed by the spirit of a child molester.
“Pizza? Now THAT’S what I call a taco!”
“Think about it: he can’t rap, he has diabetes, a lot of his friends are dead—”“He falls asleep in chairs, he doesn’t know how to use a computer, he’s always mad at the TV—”“His favorite show is NCIS!”“He might be seventy!”
Look, this ain’t exactly the Mississippi! I’m on one side, see? ::hop:: I’m on the other side. ::hop:: I’m on the east bank. ::hope:: I’m on the west bank. It is not that critical.
I am a lifelong Okie. Oklahoma City is too damn high.
I stand, but only because if I’m sitting, my manservant Neville can’t really get in there the way I like.
The press conference when a horrified Nick slowly moved to where he could see the screens was so tough, but beautifully done.
diametrically opposed
“That’s insane!”
Girls Having Orgasms
Oh, it’s DEFINITELY justified. Carol basically bullied her into going to this specialist. Then the Skrulls showed up and it turned into a hostage situation and oh yeah it’s in a black hole and if she doesn’t save the day the entire thing is going to explode but all the access points are locked, so if SUPER-pregnant…
When I’m feeling down in the dumps (heh), I just have to remember this article and know that my absolute worst shit story wouldn’t hold a candle to any of these. I thought I had a pretty bad one, but after reading these, I know I’ve lived a charmed life.
Why is everyone going for the robot solution? I mean, any man who has to Google what they find attractive in a woman might be looking for something else in a partner.
“Why should we save them, what good do they do?/Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you?/They can’t wear T-shirts/They can’t bounce basketballs/They can’t walk tightropes/Over Niagra Falls.”
If it’s raining when I order pizza, I immediately raise the tip. If it’s actual hazardous conditions, like a blizzard, I don’t even consider calling anyone.
Came here for this. Best dentist ever. Only guy worthy of the Queen. ;)