Line of the year: “Tupac was one of the biggest thugs there was, and he always wore a seatbelt” or “The pinatas ‘round here is bullshit”?

Who knew this guy was a fan of your column?

I wouldn’t even buy a used car from someone named Chuck Sly.

Blurry, but undeniable, from Finn’s arrival at the base.

Best episode of the season. Not that it’s a strong field. But I loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”

“This Christmas, watch a slacker decide to give the bare minimum amount of effort for his job and family and get rewards heaped on him for doing it.”

Amy Schumer being lusted after is so unbelievable. I prefer my rom-coms to be totally legit, like when Kevin James and Leslie Bibb get together, or Adam Sandler and Kate Beckinsale. You know, a nice out of shape forty-something guy meets a 20-something supermodel who throws herself at him in the final scene.

We got Civil War, Warcraft, Fifth Wave, and Zootopia. So only four. Plus my ticket was only $5. I truly have the best theater ever. ;)

Right next to Springfield, where all those yellow people live.

The defense was basically “They’re black, so... you know, who cares?” so it’s extremely vindicating to see justice brought against this guy.

I thought that said “DAMMMNN FRERES.” Which would go well with Devils on Horseback.

Has anyone ever actually enjoyed the sound of another person whistling?

I noticed her, too! During the 3D-printed man sketch. I got a screencap. :)

I can be completely alone somewhere five feet above the ground, and I STILL fear someone is going to jokingly try to push me off. I got vertigo just reading the description. Brother is a DICK. Kudos for surviving!

Well, he’s never gon’ be President now.

The face of someone who just looked at the monitor and saw the person she was debating.

I’d like to believe SNL purposefully didn’t bother making a good show just because Trump was there. But... I mean, it’s not like this episode was particularly worse than it’s been recently. Just generally meh. I did enjoy Bad Girls, even if it wasn’t necessarily hilarious. And I also enjoyed Weekend Update due to…

This is the second time she’s rewritten Twilight, right? The first time was from Edward’s POV? It’s almost like she doesn’t have any other ideas...

...I misread the headline, thought it said $300, and clicked to see what sort of game was worth such an insane price.

Well, I mean, you schedule a guy with the twitter handle @fart, I would’ve expected a producer to be hovering over the button to send things to commercial.