This is the second time she’s rewritten Twilight, right? The first time was from Edward’s POV? It’s almost like she doesn’t have any other ideas...
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...I misread the headline, thought it said $300, and clicked to see what sort of game was worth such an insane price.
Well, I mean, you schedule a guy with the twitter handle @fart, I would’ve expected a producer to be hovering over the button to send things to commercial.
I put a walkthrough of myself playing this game up on YouTube. The comments about my avatar were hurtful and unnecessary.
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I haven’t seen the original video, but Grace Helbig’s response was amazing. Raw, emotional, real. It’s rare for Grace to have her heart on her sleeve like this and for anyone who is trying to move on from the hateful things in the Arbour video it might help.
“I can get two in the cab, but those five ladies with you will have to be shoved in the trunk until we’re well away from your home.”
REPORTER: “Are all the suspects in custody?”
“What Men Really Think” sounds like a psychobabble euphemism for mansplaining. He’s just mansplaining men, right?
I barely remember the first issue, but I remember rolling my eyes at some particularly loathsome info-dump dialogue. No thanks.
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Best response to that sort of instant turn-around.
They’re lovers now, right? I mean, this whole sequence was better than anything that came before it this season. And for some reason I kept waiting for the reveal that Jordan was sleeping with someone on the side. But Jordan finally got her baby, they’re on the run together in Mexico with Nails watching out for…
I get anxious and apologetic asking for no pickles. The balls on the people who hold up the line asking for some arcane nonsense is unbelievable. “Take a chicken mcnugget and a French fry, stick it in the Flurry, then pour all of that onto a chicken sandwich, stuff it all in your mouth, and don’t swallow while I hold…
Here’s hoping Charlize Theron names the baby Furiosa. Or Splendid. Or Capable, Toast, Cheedo, the Dag, Furiosa, Vuvalini, or Imperator.
I’ve seen people do this with a baseball cap, resting it on the brim.
So... I mean, I GUESS Adam Sandler is still getting work based solely on the fact people recognize the name Adam Sandler. But his name is synonymous with horrible movies that nobody likes. It’s as if you agree to eat at a restaurant called “H. Lecter’s ‘Chicken’ Restaurant” because it’s a familiar brand.
They feel like the lowest-common denominator in terms of entertainment. Anthropomorphic... things... that run around causing trouble and spouting gibberish. The Minion laughed, so the kid laughs. No brain required, just enjoy watching the dumb little pill-shaped monsters running around.
I like the image that realized phones were getting smaller and smaller... until we realized we could get porn on them, at which point the screens started to get bigger again.
Have you read Neil Gaiman’s “American Gods”? The fear is real.