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    I’m disappointed he didn’t have a giant headdress on. I’m sure Fox News has one somewhere backstage waiting to bring it out for Brian Kilmeade to wear on Thanksgiving.

    Our parents show us the comedy they grew up with and it’s Carol Burnett and Monty Python. We’ll have to show our kids Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Bill Cosby, Mike Myers... I can just see myself gesturing helplessly at the screen. “I swear to God, they were good.”

    He’s counting on Dumber & Dumberest 3: Remember When You Liked Me?

    Right. Same with his bail bonds segment. He said it was a necessary thing, and a lot of good law-abiding people need it, but the whole system as it stands is flawed and ridiculous.

    It’s adorable that it also reminds her to read the script. One, because it assumes she’s not a professional who would do that as part of her job and two, because it implies a woman in an Adam Sandler movie requires things like “dialogue” and “context” to stand there and be ogled.

    It’s worth noting again that Theron did it to Sean Penn, which might alone be a worthy reason.

    “Oops. Sorry, that was supposed to be just for us...”

    Since this is a science article, I’d like quantifiable proof that any female scientist this guy has ever worked with has even come close to falling in love with him.

    The only difference is I KNOW mine are worthless. But Maximum Clonage Alpha and Omega in their shiny wraparound covers LIVED in slipcovers.

    Where is Sarah? Sarah? SAR-ah. SARAH HARDING!!! SAAAAAAARAHHHHHHH!

    When companies do this huge multibook crossover thing, it doesn’t make me buy more comics... it makes me stop reading the ones I was already buying. When I’m in the middle of reading an arc, and suddenly it becomes “Part 3 of 11, buy these other issues of comics you didn’t care enough to be reading before if you want

    An all-out explosion-filled action movie results in... an awesome-as-hell makeup tutorial.

    Well, Mark, I guess this is as good a time as any... ::gets down on one knee::

    And he didn’t skip leg day!

    Darth Pumpkin beat me to it. ;)

    My friend bit Dakota Fanning on the face. But when you hear his version, she was kinda asking for it.

    Oh, man, I love Abney Park. But I do admit from what little I’ve seen, he comes off as... well, a weirdo is probably the most polite way to say it.