Kristen Stewart.

I’m glad Plants versus Zombies found a common enemy they could band together to defeat. This is a story of victory all around.

I was left alone in the car as a kid, and I died.

If Gotham gets renewed for Season 2, I’ll watch every week if they give Ben McKenzie this haircut.

Even Thor understands... to a point.

Clark Kent wears glasses. Captain Amazing Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

Yaaaarp

Unlike the rest of the neighborhood, this looks bright and shiny and brand-new and... not abandoned. Maybe THAT’S what he’s complaining about. It DOES stick out a little. Just not in the way I expected when I started the article. ;)

It's posts like these that make me eat a steak even if it's not cooked right, drink the diet when I ordered regular, and consider 10% the bare minimum of tipping. It never ceases to amaze me how many people assume restaurants/waitstaff are their own personal servants. It's like Chili's exists just to serve you, and…

“A request for comment sent via Lafontaine’s agent was not returned by press time.”

Whoa, hey, let’s leave the spousal abuse stories out of this. You monster.

This says it all, really.

"Are you praying? Do you need a bucket?"

"'Just grab the stupid bird,' you all said. 'How hard could it be,' you all said. Well I hope now you'll shut up! PS. You totally should have used some rocket skates."

I also loved the shot of "Officer Grimm" in the full-body cast. Nice wink at the audience there.

Casually dispatching assholes while checking her phone. If I hadn't immediately subscribed when it was announced, this scene would have done it.

I read the "Eat the Ball" post so quickly that every instance of "Austria" became "Australia" in my head. So when I clicked to play the video I was so very confused by the 'accent.' "Do they have a mouthful of Eat the Ball right now...?"

Ugh, Romita. The reason I had to stop reading Spider-Man so many years ago. Who keeps hiring this clown?

This is the article's main image, but the comments referring to it need to be moderated. Irony. ;)

Is this really any worse than repeating "We just gotta go out there and do our best, play a hundred percent, and give it our all." I'm really stumped as to what reporters expect athletes to say in situations like this. If there are specific questions to a game, then sure. But it seems like all that gets said is the…