I’ve seen people do this with a baseball cap, resting it on the brim.

So... I mean, I GUESS Adam Sandler is still getting work based solely on the fact people recognize the name Adam Sandler. But his name is synonymous with horrible movies that nobody likes. It’s as if you agree to eat at a restaurant called “H. Lecter’s ‘Chicken’ Restaurant” because it’s a familiar brand.

They feel like the lowest-common denominator in terms of entertainment. Anthropomorphic... things... that run around causing trouble and spouting gibberish. The Minion laughed, so the kid laughs. No brain required, just enjoy watching the dumb little pill-shaped monsters running around.

I like the image that realized phones were getting smaller and smaller... until we realized we could get porn on them, at which point the screens started to get bigger again.

Have you read Neil Gaiman’s “American Gods”? The fear is real.

Wait until the woman in charge finds out!

I’m disappointed he didn’t have a giant headdress on. I’m sure Fox News has one somewhere backstage waiting to bring it out for Brian Kilmeade to wear on Thanksgiving.

The unsealing followed a request from the Associated Press, which Cosby’s legal team fought it on the groundsthat Cosby isn’t a “public” person.

Our parents show us the comedy they grew up with and it’s Carol Burnett and Monty Python. We’ll have to show our kids Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Bill Cosby, Mike Myers... I can just see myself gesturing helplessly at the screen. “I swear to God, they were good.”

He’s counting on Dumber & Dumberest 3: Remember When You Liked Me?

Right. Same with his bail bonds segment. He said it was a necessary thing, and a lot of good law-abiding people need it, but the whole system as it stands is flawed and ridiculous.

It’s adorable that it also reminds her to read the script. One, because it assumes she’s not a professional who would do that as part of her job and two, because it implies a woman in an Adam Sandler movie requires things like “dialogue” and “context” to stand there and be ogled.

It’s worth noting again that Theron did it to Sean Penn, which might alone be a worthy reason.

“Oops. Sorry, that was supposed to be just for us...”

Since this is a science article, I’d like quantifiable proof that any female scientist this guy has ever worked with has even come close to falling in love with him.

The only difference is I KNOW mine are worthless. But Maximum Clonage Alpha and Omega in their shiny wraparound covers LIVED in slipcovers.

Where is Sarah? Sarah? SAR-ah. SARAH HARDING!!! SAAAAAAARAHHHHHHH!

When companies do this huge multibook crossover thing, it doesn’t make me buy more comics... it makes me stop reading the ones I was already buying. When I’m in the middle of reading an arc, and suddenly it becomes “Part 3 of 11, buy these other issues of comics you didn’t care enough to be reading before if you want…