Jim Henson’s Solo Babies

Ted! Annette! I’m glad you could come, how you doin’, give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette’s drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

Oh boy, your screener has something very different from the final version. (Or, you don’t know what song you’re listening to...) The song Bobbie “used to sing to us” was “All I Do is Dream of You”, which Debbie Reynolds and chorus sing in Singing’ in the Rain. I teared up and will not apologize.

What I’ve always wished is that the dashing adventurer who tangles with young Indy had been played by Tom Selleck.

I don’t know if it qualifies as a set piece, but the River Phoenix scenes in Last Crusade are a textbook example of how to provide awesome fan service.

First, Phoenix would have grown into Harrison Ford. I’m convinced of it. God damn, what would Hollywood look like if he was fighting Leonardo and and Gyllenhall for…

Far as I’m concerned, that’s the greatest movie poster ever.

Tiny. Umbrellas.

Larry Flynt is right!