Didn’t like five guys steal the Enterprise? And McCoy was pretty worthless on that trip, so call it four.

When the X-Wings dropped out of hyperspace over Scariff, I instantly became 10 years old again. I was grinning like an idiot.

Is Anthony Hopkins available? And maybe Alec Baldwin could play his frenemy who may or may not be trying to kill him to hook up with his supermodel wife?  

I’ll sum up the article to make it easy for everyone:

How did he lose that gig?

I’m just the opposite. Love the bootleg cut. I saw the movie once at the theater and then once on dvd before buying the bootleg version, more to get the CD of Stillwater songs than anything else. Haven’t watched the theatrical cut since. At this point, I can barely remember what the alterations are.

Fuck Abrams and Arndt for all eternity for not putting Han, Luke, and Leia on-screen together at least one more time before killing off Han to be ‘edgy’.

ANY movie can be helped by comparing it to Mission to Mars.

If you randomly cut out 2 hours of that behind the scenes footage of Red Planet and spliced it all together you would still have a better movie than Red Planet.

Upvoted despite the lack of a link because I know a 30 Rock reference when I see one.  

I was just coming to post this very clip. The movie itself is crap, but that intro may the best thing GI Joe ever did, at least in animation.     If that doesn’t make you want to go punch some hippies, I don’t know what will. 

Hey, remember when Wiig left and Lorne gave her an emotional send-off, playing She’s a Rainbow and coming out to dance with her, while other all-time greats like Sudekis and Hader stood there smiling politely while it was their last show, too?     Maybe Lorne can do that do Cecily and Keenan while he dances with Kate. 

I don’t know how old he is now, but it seems like he never really got over that. 

‘…the Star Trek parody movie that nobody really liked when it came out…’

I thought Wiki Wormhole just ended. If this were written by Mike Vago, I’d think it was an attempt to bring it back

I like Wyatt Earp a lot. A whole lot, in fact. And because we’re required to compare them because they came out so close together, I prefer it to the more action-oriented Tombstone.

Well Goddammit, Indy, where doesn’t it hurt?!

I mean, I wanted SNL and Baldwin to stop with the endless Trump-bashing, too. But only because it stopped being funny around the Spring of ‘17.

Hey, I like Iron Man 2. Sam Rockwell. Mickey Rourke asking for his boird. Introducing Black Widow and bringing Don Cheadle to the party.   There’s a lot to like there.