I would want to wingman my partner from beyond the grave. She can and should use my death as a sob story to get laid as much as she wants. If my pop-culture-influenced understanding of the afterlife is correct, I'll even help her out with some moody weather when she wants to tell the story.

Two hours a month? On the risk/reward matrix, the risk is medium but the potential bad consequences are low. The chance of reward is also medium, but the potential good consequences are very, very high!

Hey Hoe! I have the perfect Savage Hoe question!

He's doing slightly better than Buffy, which is about all one can hope at this point.

I think on the podcast they said they desperately wanted to include it in the season, but they realised that they were manufacturing story to fit it, and that's not how they wanted to approach writing the show.

When she was saying nice things about EST, I was thinking, how refreshing to have a TV drama where the husband and wife see eye-to-eye on a lot of things despite being different people, and instead of her mocking him for having feelings, she genuinely tries to see what works for him about EST.

The tally is run out of the Australian Rezidentura, so we have to wait for the episode arrives via charter plane from Czechoslovakia, decode it, kick everyone else out of the Vault so we can watch it in peace, before assigning an agent to do the tally write-up.

Margo had the line of the episode, when Gabriel told her that P&E weren't listening to him anymore. The way she laughed in his face and said "boo hoo"? Priceless. I love Frank Langella, but Granny and Margo are sorely missed.

I already told you, no!

The The Americans Philip and Elizabeth Kill Tally!

SHIELD is more to blame for the invasion than any of the Avengers. Nick Fury cites Thor coming to Earth for being the reason SHIELD is making Tesseract-powered weaponry like Hydra; the others then claim that making Tesseract-powered weapons constituted a challenge out to the universe that Earth is ready to take on…

I never know when I'm in love with someone. I always start feeling the urge to say it pretty much as soon as I have tingly romantic feelings for them. My method is to try to put off saying it as long as possible — when I can't contain it another second and it just bursts out of me, then I guess I know.

I think the biggest reason for ghosting is that they just realise they're not interested, for no good reason. Like, it just fades away and they're left holding onto this weird nascent relationship. Like walking around the grocery store holding a mango and then realising you don't really feel like a mango, so you just…

I had no idea about that relationship. I know that people can be great at giving advice but lousy in their own life, but I really can't help but feel that someone who sees no problem with a 14 year old being in a relationship with an older man is super not fit to give advice.

Is that just sexting… without the text?

The best thing about this world is that there's an exhibitionist for every voyeurist.

Oh sure, that would be a REALLY useful invention.

God damn it, now fat people are getting affirmative action? Skinny white men at the bottom of the pyramid, as always.

So I guess I sext now?

Well, thanks for reminding me that evil exists. It was nice to have forgotten for that fifteen seconds there.