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Coulson meets with the President, who somehow has lower status in the scene than Coulson. (Let's not forget how Coulson started out; a SHIELD bureaucrat hiding his badassness behind a perfectly average grey suit and a blasé demeanour. He should not be leaning on Presidents.) And this President, by the way, offers…

I don't know if people are getting mad at Jones as much as the producers and writers and Feig for choosing to go that direction in a movie. That's where my sour feelings are aimed, anyway, and all the critical comments I've seen.

Do you think she'll run eventually? My dream scenario: 4 or 8 years of Bernie (whichever he feels like) followed by 8 of Warren.

Right! But then they're betraying their other major pillar of faith: maintaining control over women's sex lives and punishing those who exercise agency.

Writing is hard. Acting is easy.

I agree with you, but it's a mistake to think they're cynical or underestimate their heartfelt concern for the lives of the unborn. I only mention this because if you ever engage someone who feels that way, you have to do it on their terms.

Does the religious Christian lobby have much political power in Germany? What's the ideological force behind those laws?

Good you mention that, because I thought the title referred to JGL finally playing Superman, like we've always wanted.

Did Lucas follow any one of these guidelines? The one about not making something the biggest and best ever clearly never got to JJ "this was the Death Star… but THIS IS STARKILLER BASE" Abrams.

Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen. The movie's dreadfully underrated; its only real weakness is its main character. He was written OK, if not exactly brimming with complexity, but Wilson's performance was not likeable and did not suggest hidden depths… and he just wasn't funny or charming.

I know! That energy could go to composing your greatest concerto, or painting your masterpiece, but instead, it goes to furious masturbation in front of videos of loving couples slowly, romantically fucking.

Have you ever thought for a moment that that character WASN'T overcompensating for something?

I feel like GOB and Tiny Wonder going "same". I'm not in a very long spell (it's actually just been 2 months - not that long, for me) but it's taking a real toll on my self-esteem and I'm frustrated like hell.

To me, that's a motivation to play with them. Like, bat them around, or boop them in the bath and watch them wobble around. It's not sexy.

James Spader voice

Then if we had sex, we wouldn't break our dry streaks, because it would just be masturbation.

I find the word "tits" entirely unerotic. I don't know if there's a single word for any sexy body part that's more sexy than funny. "Ass" and "cock" at least don't take me out of the moment, but in non-sexy situations, they're still pretty funny.

I CAN just "have fun", but I still need to find them attractive in the way I want to smush my body against theirs, and that's just so rare. Not as vanishingly rare as actually finding them appealing in the way I want to get to know them and whisper romantic nothings to them to wake them up in the morning, but still…

It's fun to criticise Dan (and usually well deserved!) but that "keep it short" person seems like a real prick. You generally read an advice columnist for the advice, not the questions, unless you have the maturity and attention span of a gossipy churchmarm just looking for some muck to rake and weirdos to feel better…