Suffering in solidarity with you right there. I'm worried I might be a bit defective; my sex drive is rampant but I go a long-ass time between finding people I'm attracted to. I've had a bunch of dates lately with pretty, funny, interesting girls and not felt a thing. I don't know what's happening.

I went 26 months without any sexual or romantic contact. So it's very possible it will be another 15 months for you, or even more.

Holy crap, haha. "Your selective reading makes your argument invalid". I do apologise. I am clearly at fault here. A tip o' the fedora to you, sir.

Wow, you are a huge tool. If "you don't have a good grasp on why the casting is important" ISN'T you trying to be condescending, I'd hate to see your efforts when you try.

In the writers room, the Jew hired to write the script is confused by his instructions.

She did give him a shitload to write about, so there's that.

Nobody really cares if you're an MRA or an Rights of Men Activist or an Activist for Men's Rights. I mean, that's what the quibble is. You'll say you're none of the above, and something else entirely, but to everyone else here, you're all the same bitter, misogynistic shitheads making the world a much worse place.

"Excuse me," said Bishop Spooner, "you are occupewing my pie."

If you think that about Thanos in Guardians, you should also think it about the Emperor in ESB. I think he worked in that movie well enough, for what it was.

What is it with conservative concern trolls and the word "dear"? Are all conservative concern trolls my dead grandma, posting snide, insincere passive-aggression from beyond the grave?

Anakin was actually an albino black man, one of the many character traits Hayden Christenson borrowed from David Cross's Tobias Funke.

The Jedi are pretty conservative. Their policy is dictated by religious teachings, they go to war to protect peace, value children less than infants, and if their policy on sex-ed ISN'T "abstinence-only", I don't know the meaning of those words.

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

A surgeon with a controversial future?

My first girlfriend, when I was 19, was a year younger than me. At 22 I had a relationship with a girl who had just turned 21. At 23, I had a 24 year old girlfriend.

I don't want to sound like I'm disapproving of age differences in relationships! I'm aware my personal aversion is fairly irrational and only mean to say that it doesn't really work for me.

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I'm pretty thingy about age differences, and I'm not exactly sure why. I'm VERY fearful of uneven relationships — specifically ones where I feel like I have more power or status, and that's definitely part of it. But when I was that age, I was even thingyer.

Who needs Tinder when you have a Well-Endowed Photographer??

I hope I'm good enough one day to get a fucking award. I mean, other than just a participation fucking award.