Best response here. Kudos.

I anyone else disappointed by the fact that this article even needs to exist?

You have been fined one-half credit for violations of the Verbal Morality Statute

Shhh. That makes FAR too much sense to ever work. Government =\= efficiency.

Sanitation. Plus, one little chip off of a glass that goes in and you gotta burn the whole lot and start again.

The summer's best "media" shower?

This one’s useful - obtain a little travel wifi router (TP-Link and Edimax come to mind) and hook up to that RJ45. More often than not it’s not operable at the wall jack, but if it is you’ll be able to set up your own private wifi without the congestion of everyone else around you!