You vill conform to mein aesthetic sensibilities or die, Mr. Bond...

Beautiful lines and symmetry; understated. Conservative in it’s evolution and in its affinity to contemporary design languages.

No reason to be ashamed... unabashed love of this car is a sign of sophistication and impeccable aesthetic sensibilities...

A Greener, Faster, More Expensive?, More Profitable Volkswagen After Dieselgate...

Attention Jalops, I’m promoting a new event called “Watch the people of Alabama and Wales kick Michael Ballaban’s ASS for charity”. Please see my gofundme!

Quite simple. The audience is about 4 orders of magnitude dumber.

Don’t kid yourself. There are plenty of democratic politicians lining their pockets with dealer money.

I’m sorry, what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of all this awesome...

Sometimes I like to stop and smell the roses and enjoy the beautiful countryside and quaint towns.

Clearly, they were convinced it was an internal leak do to the nature of the information. This also confirms the information is most likely true and reasonably accurate.

Maybe this teacher was just an asshole... does there always have to be a some kind of social commentary / angle to every story? It’s getting f’n boring.

LOL. Good luck with yourself.

Hindsight is always 20/20. If the intel turned out to be true and they did nothing and WMDs were deployed, they’d be lambasted for that descision as well.

Ok... all that may be true but! Popularity and sales have NEVER been an acceptable barometer of good music. Some of my favorite artists are obscure and only locally relevant... that doesn’t mean they are anything less than Katy Perry, Luke Bryan or Kanye West... They simply don’t appeal to the larger pop audience...…

Yes. It is.

It’s not the tech I was surprised by...

Yeah, don’t get me started on the line between traffic citations for public safety versus revenue.

May it’s the whole, “signing this ticket is not an admission of guilt but a promise to appear in court” thing...

Yeah... not familiar with the concept of paying a ticket “on-site”. Not an option in the US.

Wait... The cops have credit card machines?