235hp really doesn't tell the whole story of the performance of this car. Stock, most magazines had them in the low 5s high 4s 0-60. Everyone knows Buick underrated these engines, it's clear based on 1/4 mile trap speeds. The stock 330 lb-ft of torque had something to do with that.

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Oh I see, for SUV approval, you want blow job? Let me call cousin Greta, she will give 5 bjs for 5 approvals. Maybe if she eats your ass I can get approval for Hummer?

Comrade, which form must I fill for SUV exception approval?

That is in Houston, this was in Dallas. There' really no need to explain why the car would be in Dallas, they're everywhere.

Unless they have official GPS data for this, the Cannonball record stands....

OK, you're saying Izzy Valenzuela appeared on Street Outlaws? True, one episode but he's not one of the regular racers that are on the "405 list"?

Wow. Yeah, Finland can keep that shit over there. No thanks to progressive speeding ticket fines.

Well, it takes all types... I suppose there are those that want to have sex with wookies. And for those people, they should probably have some wookies.

So like first gear is an electric motor, second gear? ALL THE MOTORS!!!

If I was an alien seeing them both for the first time I'd be like, "wtf? ya'll still have wheels? rofl"

I see what you did there...

They are definitely better than street or hwy tires, maybe not better than a true snow tire... but in Texas, you'd be stupid to spend money on snow tires.

I did this a couple years ago in my F250. Was able to pull folks up a couple of icy hills that jeeps were not able to help with. I guess it was the weight and big mud tires that gave the F250 so much more traction in those conditions. I was pulling 2wd pickups, the mail man, you name it, straight up that hill, the…

Who cares. It's a free county (for now) and if I want to help someone out, I will.

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I don't know it was a Mexican cartel operation. I do know from the local PD that they were having a major problem with cartel related thefts of F250s in the area. Several a week.

It depends on the car. My wifes 7 yo 335i will be looking for a new home in the next 3 mos. My F250 may never find a new home. My old F250 only found a new home because Mexican cartels like to buy them for free, from retail parking lots, on Thanksgiving day. They sure know how to find a good deal.

Too bad I'm not breaking any laws by passing a slower vehicle on left, numb nuts. Enjoy your angry existence.

Folks on Jalopnik are tuned into the issue but frankly it doesn't have broad popular support because regular people don't really care that much. If you asked the average person on the street how they feel about dealership laws I guarantee you 80% of them would have a giant "?" form over their heads. Because of this…