@T-800: No doubt some enterprising company will make a case that looks like that.

"everyone makes mistakes"

@magus-21: For security sake, your birthday should expire every 30 to 45 days and you have to pick a new one that you haven't used in the previous 18 tries...

I'll bet he didn't know the going price was $5000 and he agreed to take a lot less, right?

@jeffsnewphone: This had me rolling. Awesome comment!

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: Really curly pubic hair that smokes?

I didn't have to sign anything when I drove to work this morning. And I bet I was in a LOT more danger.

@B-1Pilot: This should be cross-posted with the buttdial SWAT story...

@Dragonfang18: Or a Youtube video, like everyone else does.

For a proper in-car comparison, he should have done a trip where he rode in the passenger seat and just looked around while the chicken drove. Experimental conditions and all that.

@goatsitter: My chicken killed a mouse and ate it...

@JosephCole: And... just in under the wire as a contender for "Gizmodo Comment Thread of the Year"...

@Ahubbuch: And the same vehicle would folder into the excavator as needed, then refold into the snowblower, and then into some cool sports car for the drive home.

@MrFluffyThing: Plus they have to fight their disgruntled employees, too... Read the Orlando papers sometimes...

@etaylor3971: I went in the late 70s on a high school band trip. Got to see a bunch of the behind the scenes stuff. It's possibly more entertaining than the park itself.

@mltdwn: You know, when you summarize it that way, something that is charming and whimsical sounds ominous and dirty.

Obligatory "They hope to get Windows to boot in under 90 seconds" comment...

@UnalteredTruth: They should have told the kid to put the video games away and go play outside.

@kyleecarroll: But the bruise might have obscured the tattoo, and that's just not cool!

@Gimmeslack: Write up you alternate ending and post it on Fleshbot...