@darklion69: But what do you paint the toeNAILS like?

@UpIrons: I knew he was good BEFORE the scouts caught on to him!

@techynottreky: Back in the day, you used to be able to buy lead cutouts in the shape of various things like pistols, machine guns, and bombs. You were supposed to slip them in the lining of your friend's suitcase when he was leaving on a trip. Then he'd go through the airport X-ray, the agent would see it, and…

@MrCheatachu: It's for an unreleased product, I suspect. No, really, I'm that gullible (or hopeful (or naive))

@AnthonyG123: Out of Context quote of the day WINNER!

@Hello Mister Walrus: Does 4chan know about that? They'll find them all and send pizzas to their homes!

@Tills13: You can't even START the project until you pick the catchy codename...

@Augureone: You can get a Kindle app for your PC, and that gives you access to the conversion tools. There's a free service that let's you download a converted document to sync to a real Kindle via USB. I've used it - it depends on your source document. Best thing is to try it.

@hopskipper: So I'm not the only one. You can cure constipation in birds by parking your car under a tree, too, can't you? we?

@dragos93: You say that like it's a bad thing ...

@superhappyfuntime: Randy Pausch said it was OK to use Wikipedia ...

@RedBackFur: Must echo the other comments. Article itself looked "meh", but I knew the comments would be killer!

@chewy106: Don't kill the automated messenger! :)

@zenpoet: Awesome.

I just had a horrifying thought about what Apple might start do to their employees, so that Apple can construct any new building with standardized bathroom facilities.

@Frazzle Snazzle Bleeble Blabble: Yeah, I was waiting for Second Amendment types to start talking about arms instead of legs...

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I only joined to enter some contests...

@PipeRifle: Wonder if that Motorola microcomputer was an ancestor to my Droid...

@dj underboob: I think it's the data being stored digitally (loud vs. soft), but I get what you're saying.

@amazingmao: At least some of us...