He could’ve just asked the buddy who took his SAT to testify on his behalf.

In a year in which Clinton already nearly lost to a socialist, beloved by the kids, who hammered her, quite effectively, for her ties to plutocrats and wealthy rentiers and who campaigned in part on a promise to make college free, Clinton went with the guy who petitioned the Obama administration on behalf of fucking Sallie Mae.

IF HES A PACIFIST THEN WHY DOES HE STILL GET CALLED FOR FOULS!!! #Checkmate

*3-1 deficit

next year where the Sixers have a legitimate shot at a playoff spot

Arsenal have looked good

Williams hasn't actually played at Texas since 1999, so it's doubtful that this news will phase him too much.

Nightmare Shrimp: [can't actually speak to communicate, let alone in fluent English]

I checked my (albeit outdated) atlas, and I didn't find Jortlandia anywhere. Are you sure you spelled that correctly?

Jonathan Papelbon shit the bed again tonight

I believe it's actually Sasson v. Braun.

I checked the ABA website's list of accredited schools, and "the Deadspin comment section" wasn't listed. So if he did get his legal education there and he's currently practicing, he could potentially be facing sanctions.

Um...Hitler was born in Austria. I would hope you've heard of him.

No, it's not. The ability to print money in the United States is conferred exclusively upon Congress by the Constitution, not by some non-existent "license" you seem to be referring to here. Maybe have another look at the court documents.

I'm not sure if you mean "all day" to be from sunup to sundown, or just for a 24 hour period. But even without having ever tried it either way, I would guess that, yes, it must be exhausting.

I think you're being too optimistic. It doesn't seem that Ballmer has been able to convince Sterling to abandon any of the numerous lawsuits yet.

62 years and counting as a monarch.

I somehow doubt Mr. Jordan would have time to do all that - if memory serves, he spends a great deal of time in casinos and on the golf course. Doubtful that he'd give that up (even temporarily) to do something like that.

Nope. There are 12 in the picture.

Do you mean during Game 1 when the A/C went out? Because a temperature that high would certainly soften the cupcakes, probably melting the frosting on top!