Methinks you selected the wrong image to post in your comment. This one is a dozen frosted cupcakes, strawberry and chocolate by the looks of it. But here is Alabama's 2014 schedule:

Instead of God (who, to my knowledge, does not have an ownership stake or a position with the Rams), he should be thanking Owner Stan Kroenke and GM Les Snead, since they were presumably the ones who hired Jeff Fisher.

Not true. Saying that they "can" implies that not being assholes to earn such points is possible for Jets fans. Getting very tired of the deceptive headlines on this site.

I don't think that is a real hashtag - Teflon is known for it's non-stick properties, especially for its use in cooking equipment.

How exactly does one "love" a comment on a website?

Well said, Douglas!

Not true. They're made of flesh and blood and tissue and hair, among other things that compose large human beings. Their porous and tending-to-fold nature might make you associate them with paper, though.

Getting into the playoffs and then progressing past the conference championship?

That isn't Karl Marx, it's Bob Bowlsby. I'd say it's an honest mistake, but he doesn't even have a beard. Enough with the misleading articles already!

This.

It's actually just "debate". Just the one e between the d and b.

Replace "gay" with "black" and be magically transported back to the pre-civil rights era (or the suburbs).

American football (the sport or the band) was not around at the time when Jesus is said to have lived.

Ms. Jacobs, that is impossible, because even if you worked non-stop for an entire week (a feat that is also highly improbable), you would only top out at 168 hours. Therefore, I am led to conclude that your whole claim regarding your income is false.

No. This is Deadspin dot com.

It's funny you say that, because Mr. Rodriguez's own nickname ("A-Rod") could actually be interpreted as a phallic reference. So someone actually has done it before.

Horses are physically incapable of driving motor vehicles.

I don't believe that Mr. Dungy actually said this.

Doubtful, if you're still able to sit at a computer/mobile device commenting on an inane comment on Deadspin.com. However, if you truly are dying, you should seek help through an alternate medium.

It's highly unlikely that the umpires would have allowed the play to stand if she did attempt to make a play, as she is not on Boston's roster.