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Guy Who Doesn't Get Gimmicks
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No idea what you are talking about.

Psst, I wouldn't shout about bongs if I was you. There may be a cop around who could charge you for possession of drug paraphernalia.

You seem to have a poor grasp of the English language.

Sorry, but your comment shows up as blank to me. Could you please repost?

THIS.

I don't get it.

Only in my dreams, Mr. Hogan. Only in my dreams.

This is the most confusing conversation with Hulk Hogan I have ever had!

Who's Terry?

I'm glad you are here, Mr. Hogan. You should probably stop being so racist. It's not good for your career!

*Rob Payne receives cease and desist letter from Taylor Swift's legal team*

Right? And why is he talking about the year 2000 as if it is in the future? Must be a typo.

Can I have your autograph?

McDonald's does not serve ostrich meat!

I don't think these are real Springsteen lyrics.

Excuse me, but some error must have occurred when you were posting this comment, because it is completely blank. Please re-post so that we can read your opinion on the matter.

What?

This whole thread frightens and confuses me! You all seem very insincere.

April, with the news revealed in this very article, you may want to reconsider your position!

While that cat can indeed push keys on a typewiter, cats do not have cognitive ability to type actual coherent thoughts.