That is not a real cat.

Samuel L. Jackson was in the Star Wars prequels.

Wait, is time travel really possible?!

You seem to write in an obsolete vernacular.

You, sir, are guilty of plagiarism! That quote comes from an episode of Seinfeld!

Cats can't type.

I can see you typed a bunch of words there, but I have no idea what they mean.

Pardon?

You should stop drinking.

Violence is never the answer.

You watch your language, young lady!

That is a sad tale of the poverty that affects our nation. :(

"Pumoed" is not a word.

You would be dead, so you would not notice.

You sound far too young to be commenting on the internet without adult supervision.

Say hello to your brother for me.

Entourage? No, no, the staff of this website are just solid bros, bro.

I believe you are mistaken. Right On and Dumbass are two real people. My friend told me he met them in person.

HBO hired a guy to be in charge of breasts? That's crazy!

You use big words.