Or Yngwie J. Malmsteen???

It belongs in a museum!

He thinks he's got the whole world in his hands; stood at the ur-i-nal.

Hey, things are perfectly quiet and civil on Google+.

In the 90's it was quite common to mute the TV, smoke up, and put on weird music while still watching TV. Galaxie 500, Ween, Beasties, and yes Sonic Youth.

I was hoping for the 22 minute club mix of "Meat Is Murder". It has 12 minutes of extended mooooooing.

Song of the summer…every summer.

I always heard the use of slo-mo was intentional as the producers didn't want to get sued when kids reenacted the stunts. Fighting bigfoot at 1/8 speed also padded out the runtime.

In which girls were empowered to rock their boys.

I've heard that too, but they still played Anthem on their last tour. That's some gross, Ted Nugent level shit there.

What can this strange device be?

Heh, heh, heh. It's two things!

"White nationalists"

And what happens when the dominant guy in this scenario becomes possessive and starts stalking the woman/threatening the couple when the fantasy peters out. Is that still hot as fuck? Bleurgh indeed.

I feel like you didn't even get the line right.

Jason moved to a smallish town in Montana and apparently spent a lot of time in the mountains. Good for him. These guys are great.

Monica
Backstreet
Friends
Korn

Like every Bad Religion song ever?

Married with kids.
ONLY once a week.

It's a waterfall solo
Played on an oboe
Gee it's really tranquil
It's even better than Nyquil!