What's the drum sound on Def Leppard albums called? Because that sound reeeealy sucked.

"The Solar Eclipse. Brought to you in part by…Kellogg's. It's gonna be a great day!"

For all his flaws, Clinton was a very skilled politician. Corporal Bonespurs is a senile, incompetent shitface.

Zombie Andrew Breitbart!

What if it echos with the sounds of salesmen? I think that should qualify.

Good list. How about:

Whoa, I just had a Spies Like Us flashback last night. That sure was a move that existed, wasn't it.

Herein Wild is really great! I'm on listen #2 for the new one.

Oblig Onion followup. Americans will eat anything.

I like John C Reilly. Especially:

Yeah, but these younguns have to cope with legalized weed, amazon prime, grindr/tinder/justcomefuckme.com and every piece of media ever available on demand. Not sure where I was going with this.

I was hoping for a Nien Nunb backstory.

That made me sad. It's OK to want someone all for yourself. I know she's 22, but honestly she's still just a kid.

No harm. There are no bad boobs.

They presented me with binders, binders full of wankers!

This phinkist guy is no Mallard Fillmore.

But there is plenty of room in the lifeboats for all of us.

And it was all thanks to Billy Zane. Thanks Billy.

The NeXT hardware never blew up because it cost around $10K a seat. The NeXT software evolved into MacOS/Cocoa/WebObjects, blew up big time, and lives on today.

That dog's dead, dude.