“Brands are bad”

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Robber: “Give me everything you got, get down on the floor.”

Damnit, Drew, now all I want are seven greyhounds right now. Brain officially derailed for the rest of the day.

A tradition unlike any other ©

Ok, fun’s over, time to for everyone to go back to their respected blogs and stop talking nonsense about a movie with one of the greatest shivers scene ever. Thanks for visiting.

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

“Why don’t you have a seat, Mr. Bortles. You can leave the Mikes Hard Lemonade on the counter...”

Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

Did Josh Rogan return the favor?

The laugh that dude from Mumford & Sons lets out at the end of that tweet had me laughing really hard. Even he agrees that tweet was funny as hell.

If you’re my mother-in-law, I may just have to take back some of the things I often say about you. Some of them.

Never let anyone tell you being famous doesn’t have its benefits.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Never gets old, Joey.

Now you’re just splitting hairs.