Spoiled? Not so much. Prick? Oh yeah.

Happened to me. My friends didn’t believe me. I had to call my mom and explain the situation and have her wire me a few grand. Awkward!!!

PGA Golf, the Zurich Classic was on rain delay

Fiji Water

BEST. NAME. EVER!!!!!

Naw, probably just faked it and is on his way to his private island

You are right. No one ever looks good in a mug shot. This is my ass from 8 years ago. Not flattering at all.

I told my wife about an 8 month affair I was having with a friend of a co-worker. BEST thing I ever did. She even called me out a few times about the girl, but had no evidence so I played it off and she dismissed it as just being jealous. While the first 24 hours were hell after telling her, and there have been rough…

My bitches got this shit!!!!

My accountant in Texas (no state income tax here) told me I would pay 39.6% on the lump sum, 25% being for gambling winnings then the remainder for income taxes. Then the 30% is a liberal estimate (probably something more like 20% unless Hillary Clinton gets elected) on the taxes for the yearly income for the interest…

After taxes on the lump sum, I’d invest it in all in a very safe manner. Assuming I could get 4% per year return on that, after taxes on that, my annual income would be $14,679,616.00.

You’re, not your

Hasn’t recovered yet??? I was there 4 years ago and the only thing that needed recovery was me after drinking myself retarded.