The fact that this completely rotted flesh wound is still going to be on the ballot in November* is enough evidence for me to want Britain** to end the American Experiment.

I understand they’re switching to Clean Coal, so they’re going to need to hire people to scrub and polish the coal now.

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

I PRAISE THE OLD GODS AND I HOPE THAT THIS BLOOD SACRIFICE WILL APPEASE THEM SO WE CAN BE BROUGHT BACK TO GLORY

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

They’re gonna lay off even more of their graphics people?

Ben McAdoo taking a shit on his bosses desk to see if he can get fired.

Holy shit; a pocket of your state has amenities that are common (if not basic) in other places, thanks to a famously abusive retailer?

Hell, Les Miles was winning 11 games a year! But he got the axe because he couldn’t beat Saban? Hardly anybody can beat Saban! That’s why he’s Saban!

To pull a Lane, Arkansas would need an airport

Yikes. Not helping your cause.

Man, you are going to get so many comments from angry Arkansas fans once somebody reads your comment to them.

While bielema deserved to get canned, you touch on a good point with coach firings. It’s turning into European soccer in that regard. And those colleges still have to pay those coaches haha. Reminds me of Nebraska firing 8-9 win coaches then firing the next guy cuz they won 4, which is about to happen.

Jerry Jones is the shadow governor of Arkansas. We still have to deal with him.

Counterpoint: you saddled the rest of us with Jerry Jones.

Our mascot is an animal, not a racist caricature, and there haven’t been any well-defined police shootings of African Americans nor racist statue controversies here in the last 5-10 years. So fuck you.

Not able to sustain the success that is expected and required at the University of Arkansas?

Massive SEC expectations > Massive SEC coaching contracts

Wait until the playoffs. He’ll shit the bed then.